he bought the stone to carve it into a turd, which he’s kept for himself, so he bought it to fuck with himself and be like hey me you own a giant expensive turd?

it’s an idealized poo the same way a heart doesn’t look like <3

I immediately thought it was a turd so no “artist” not “only you” know

it’s always those communists and drug dealers and russians being rich

yeah what the fuck is wrong with this person lmao

He’d need a handler inside the podium handing him the right one

that requires long term planning though and you’d think most petty bourgeois fucks would be like “Hey, these fuckin’ landlords, my workers want more money every fuckin’ year cause they say their rent’s goin’ up” instead of ing over the intricacies of class relations

I wonder how much of the official American GDP is just property value appreciation and not Actually Real (I know most of other aspects of it aren’t real I mean just this part of it being not real, also)

I was thinking that you’d think some sections of the bourgeoisie would realize that landlords being free to increase rents constantly and with nearly no restrictions is fucking them over because it’s a constant pressure on them to raise their own employees’ wages,

but then I realized the bourgeoisie is all invested in mutual funds and shit and on average probably benefits more from rent and property value increases than they lose out on even when they’re forced to raise wages

“Panicked” is basically synonymous with hysterical. Just a bad look to lead off with “hysterical woman”

Listing “panicked aunt, MAGA uncle” is subtle misogyny

lmfao gottem

the smart way to do math

the smart way to do math is called “use a calculator, sweatyy”

“One handedly chugs a bottle of water”

god, can you even have a president who isn’t the best golfer? not in my conntry

i really hate hilldawg but I can’t think of anything funnier than her being Chosen again and losing Again to the person she literally intentionally elevated in their initial primary run and then lost to

I wish I could bet paid hundreds of thousands of dollars or millions to sit around and not make the most basic observations.

this is what capitalism is keeping from us

we saw his brain melting out of his fucking ears 4 years ago and it’s been 4 years of gaslighting from

No, we’ll remember it and we’ll recall this when there’s an inevitable follow up in 5 months where the truth contradicts the shitlib propaganda

Ukraine has casualties? Shit, that’s more Ghosts of Kiev!!!

i mean yeah when we’re facilitating multiple genocides

Hilarious self posted L then since that’s what it looks like