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Cake day: June 22nd, 2023

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  • You touched on one of my favorite tactics - I pretend to be very clueless and very politically low-info - while they are terminally online and expecting everyone to cop to their culture war BS shorthand, I ask them to explain what they mean and ask what are they talking about.

    Takes the wind right out of their sails.

    They hope that you’ll act like a “triggered” liberal and give them the dopamine hit they want by shrieking or howling or whatever it is that they want, maybe followed by some gamed-out “debate” that follows a track that they want to go down so they can work in some “zinger” think-piece like “the Democrat Party doesn’t even know what a woman even is” (like I just saw Dan Crenshaw do on Maher’s show), or that you give them the Faux Nooz nod and the wink, maybe a “I getchooo bro! finger guns” and the high five.

    They get neither. Trying to explain a joke of any kind utterly ruins it, especially if it’s one of their punching down kind. The hard part is me not laughing right in their face when I see the look of disappointment on their face. The easy part is keeping my cool and not letting them try to annoy me, while doing the “just asking questions” routine that they themselves love in other instances - I’ve been doing this kind of thing my whole life. I can do a poker face like no one’s business. It was a life skill I needed early in life just for basic survival. But trying to keep from laughing at their predictable response (oh so predictable) is a lot harder.

    Unfortunately, I see lots of liberals, moderates, etc…fall for the bait.


  • Did they ever make good jokes?

    For the record, I used to live among the hillbillies. Surrounded by the yokelest of the rubes. A lot of their “comedy” and “jokes” and “pranks” seemed to be comprised of (actually) hurting people and animals. The rest of it was about verbally abusing others they considered “less than”. Most of their jokes were filled with ethnic slurs and mostly about some ethnic group.

    To be honest, other hillbillies thought all this was high comedy; a real knee slapper. Psychopathy was often rewarded by others with psychopathy. But anyone with brain cells and some normally-firing synapses connecting those brain cells found their behavior utterly exhausting and tiresome.

    Again, I lived it. I’m trying to think of one funny person that stayed in the area. The ones that aspired to something else and were actually funny - all moved the fuck away, if they could.



  • Yes, also the “laptop” was actually the hard drive (and one with a very dubious chain of custody) supposedly from Joe Biden’s son’s laptop, Hunter, and Hunter has no position in government and isn’t running for one.

    But, for some reason, Marge wanted to enter revenge porn of Hunter’s dong into the public record or something. Obviously of primary concern to the safety of the American people or somesuch…

    Meanwhile, donOLD and his merry band of criminals, thugs, and fascists seem to be laying plans to end American democracy, maybe kick of political imprisonment, possibly state-sanctioned murder against their political enemies, which seems likely to be expanded to many, many Americans, and not just prominent politicians like Pelosi, Biden, etc…in some cases, for merely existing.