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2 months agoUm Acktually’ing the original author, lol lmao. He’s still alive, you can’t even do a “death of the author-open to interpretation” thing!
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NATOids when their new perfect wunderwaffe is proven to be useless:
(This has happened many times before and will happen again in the future)
14·4 months agoYou see, the truth of the potato famine in Ireland hinges not on the potato harvest going bad, but the other foods being exported without regard for the starving Irish. All the grain and beef produced in Ireland was being shipped to the rest of Great Britain for profit, and imports of maize and grain from other countries was illegal due to protectionist laws. This, coupled with the ruthless exploitation of the Irish by absentee landlords, shrinking farm sizes, and horrific “welfare” options, led to the deaths of millions of Irish and the migration of many more from the country. All to protect the business of the British agricultural sector.
This is what literally didn’t happen to Harald Hairfair. His dad fukken died from falling into a frozen lake that was melted by hot cow poop, and then his uncle came to the farm he was staying at. He was all like “Uh yeah, ur dad died, kiddo, so you’re chief now. Yes, I know you’re about 10, so I’ll be assisting you against all our rivals.” and when Harald became an adult (15 yrs old), his uncle was cool about it and stepped aside to be an advisor and general.
:cognitohazard:
I literally wrote about this for an assignment on the evolution of online words. The conclusion was pretty much it is a word without a meaning due to it constantly changing as the political clime evolves.
9·7 months agoSounds dangerous, I’d rather keep to selling enough crack so I can afford the materials to make a slick ride! (So I can carry and sell more crack faster)
Me after a certain point in Rimworld
TRADE OFFER
I get: You get:
Components Crack (Home made)
:trade-offer:
.
YOU CANNOT REFUSE MY [genirosity]
:gunpoint::spamton-stare:
Gonna go have my America Bad 101 exam now :freedom-hater: <– Me when I write that “Slavery is bad and the US shouldn’t have done it for so long tbh imo ngl.”
Hey look, someone pulled the fire alarm on the night to Sunday again. Glad to see this is a re-occurring thing.
If you keep closing it, it adds a timer the next time it pops up. It’s a gradually increasing annoyance and I presume eventually it will disable playing videos.
Good morning, Sunday morning! :good-morning:
Running on about 2-4 hours of sleep, many of my awake hours having already been wasted by some funny person who pulled the fire alarm in our block 3 times. Once even while I was standing guard! They just went to our neighboring (and connected) block! The gall!
Any reason as to why Mother 3 didn’t work for you? In my opinion it’s one of the best RPG’s I’ve played, better than Mother 2 from both a story and gameplay perspective.
The Nintendo game that states that fascism is capitalism in decay :pigmask:
How did Mr. Itoi do it?!
“Ah yes, Mr. Itoi! What was your last game about again?”
“Defeating the very concept of evil using the power of friendship.”
“Mother 2, of course! Yes a funny and clever RPG which captured the hearts of many (not in the US.) So, what’s your next game going to be about?”
“A commune gets ruined by the introduction of money.”
“What?”
“The player is going to see a peaceful and equal society get transformed into a mockery of itself, obsessed with accumulation and new doodads. The animals will be turned into machines as part of a sick joke.”
“Mr. Itoi? What are you-”
“The player will have to do repetitive menial factory work for several minutes to earn a pittance of pay and the privilege of getting to progress to the next area, which is a club meant to distract the people from their unfulfilling work. Even the blacksmith will be working in the factory.”
“I don’t know if-”
“The villains will be wearing masks resembling pigs, they will do roman salutes, they will drive tanks, they will pollute the environment, they will commit terrorism with a wunderwaffe, they will all eat burgers and fries and drink soda.”
“A little on the nose don’t you th-”
“The villain is going to be someone named Porky.”
“…”
“The final area is New Pork City.”
“Alright fine. We’ll start the 10 year development hell the next quarter.”
Me explaining to my dad that Anne Applebaum is a NED hack and that double genocide theory is a ultranationalist myth pushed by the USA and the EU to rewrite history to paint the nazis in a good light to “own le putler” and that Dovid Katz got kicked out of the university of Vilnius for critizising Lithuanian prosecutors trying to sue holocaust victims who joined communist partisan brigades for terrorism and-My dad: “Surely that can’t be real.”
“The Coalition believes in the importance of informing the public about the benefits of ze price stabilité. Transparency is one of our principles. Would you like an informational pamphlet?”
:sunday-friend: Finally, an emote of everybody’s favorite character from DE :sunday-friend:
191·10 months agoGuilty of all charges.
Our emotes keep getting more and more advanced
Yes, very.
Just, be wary of some of the writing, these games are from the early-to mid 2000’s for the most part.
And definitely do not skip the spinoff series with Edgeworth. The Investigations games are very good, and the sequel is P E A K AA. (You’re gonna have to get the fan translation tho as it was never released outside Japan lol, lmao. (ProZD has VA work in it.))