Holy hell

Island in the Sun is surprisingly not about Australia, much to the dismay of Australians.

I literally just rode a bike, tipsy as hell, from the bar to my place. 5.5km, from the Yangtze to inner Jiang’an, Wuhan. Shit was great.

My favorite Weezer (or Weeza, as they’re known in Australia) tidbit is that despite the real life woman “Pink Triangle” was about actually wasn’t a lesbian.

Rivers Cuomo (founder of an Australian clothing store of the same name just assumed she was because she was wearing a pink triangle as an ally.

Hey the top picture is the city I’m in right now

Are you telling me the Triforce might not look like a Triforce due to spacing and sizing differences on other instances?

Man I hate what EA did to the PvZ franchise after the initial success. Such potential

• Skyrim Mythical Edition

• Golden Eye 64 35th Anniversary Edition

• Fortnite: Battle Royale 1.5 (price increase for skins; slightly higher resolution)

• Need For Speed Underground 2: HD Edition (unfortunately W/O the original soundtrack because we didn’t want to pay licensing again)

Mt Disappointment, Vic, Australia.

Unfortunately someone lathed the lathe to be indestructible.

“Hey, I heard you went and visited the Neo Amish, how was that?”

“Well, the plane into their airport was a Concorde, so flying at 2,170 km/hr was an experience. Their Tokamak nuclear power plant was also really impressive. Having to get off the landline to go on to the internet was pretty annoying, though.”

Cucumbers aren’t native to England. They’re not even native to Europe.

The English, get this, incorporated the exciting new vegetable into their diet after being introduced by Indians, and ignored whiny people telling the world “cucumbers aren’t English” until they died out and we’re forgotten by history. Imagine the 17th century version of yourself saying they’ll burn down any teahouse that sells the exotic Indian “cucumber” because it’s not English?

You can’t expand your culture if you never try to expand it and “burn down” any change.

Imagine the bellend in 1650 that went “oh tea? I don’t touch that Chinese stuff, never tried it and never will, and I’ll burn down any establishment that sells it”

🎵And I’m a material girl🎵

Full of? No, I’m the one true leftist. Everyone else is unfortunately a lib.

Still a better identity labelling method than the Meyers-Briggs Type Indicators

Yeah, actually, the rest of the world looks at your gestures broadly and think it’s very weird.

Your weird ass constitution written by slave owners. Your weird ass worship of said constitution. Your weird ass electoral college. Your weird ass terms, term limits, arcane positions of power (what the fuck is a parliamentarian?). Your weird ass 3 year long election ramp up. Your weird ass first past the post system. Your weird ass permanent supreme court. Your weird ass corporations as people. Your weird ass 2 party system. Your weird ass election on a Tuesday. Your weird ass gerrymandering. Your weird ass 3 month transition period. Your weird ass hesitation to change any of these things even if a “progressive” holds power.

Commiserating

Pringles aren’t legally chips because they’re made from mashed potato dough (as opposed to slices of potato), hence why marketing calls them crisps even in the US.

Yes.

Once again, Catmin’s Anticapitalist Treehouse is the best group on Facebook.

Then we sang Motown music and watched Friday together with Diamond and/or Silk