Crowtee_Robot [he/him]

This photo always gives me chills. This look has been directed at countless people throughout history and continues today. To see it in the eyes of an unquestionable fascist emphasizes that anyone who looks this way at another human being has only one verdict waiting for them at the end of a people’s tribunal.

Then why is my baby in love with Eddie Vedder?!

I love how every online liberal acts like they’re the Will Graham of narcissism.

Admittedly though, they do know what it feels like to be self-involved with no ability to reflect on one’s thoughts or actions.

Well Trump is definitely cooked now.

Matthias:

It’s as though a billion liberal anuses puckered at once and were then suddenly silent.

I fear something hilarious has happened.

Some fans say that Sy Snootles carried the band but I say that’s a bunch of bantha poodoo. Sure Max wasn’t the best businessman, but by god did he know the fundamentals and in his time produced some truly seminal jizz.

Kirk Cameron has that special something that makes you keep coming back.

The Christian endgame (if you give Revelations credence as a predictive text bestowed by God) hinges on conditions being “right” for the return of Jesus, the final battle with the forces of evil, and the birth of a new Jerusalem in the Kingdom of Heaven.

Jews being in charge of “The Holy Land” is part of this thinking that the Apocalypse can be created under the right circumstances, or at the very least everything will be set and ready to go when Jesus decides to roll up again. The trying to breed a red heifer is another example of trying to manufacture one of these “signs”.

If it doesn’t make sense, it’s because it doesn’t. So much of it relies on taking Revelations seriously, either literally or as some kind of Dan Brown-esque treasure hunt of symbols and portents.

Source: I was a church kid in the 2000s when the “Left Behind” series and other apocalyptic media were popular and hated every last bit if it.

Does anyone else remember terminally online evangelicals sharing a diagram claiming that the Monster logo is a coded satanic message using Hebrew symbols?

Almost makes me miss Facebook.

I want to imagine that there are Atlantean outposts at each of the star-shaped sections in the oceans.

The Pietà is truly one of the greatest works of art in history.

As with most flag burning, the intent is to express extreme dissatisfaction, so any burning flag emoji essentially says, “fuck this country/political/economic entity and the evils it has wrought”.

It’s like someone else is controlling his body like Being John Malkovitch.

All those poor people forced into stable careers, a healthy work/life balance, having a home to live in, a nutritionally sound diet, and better sex with their partner(s).

How could that evil Vladimir Marx do this?

Shattering the world of the wealthy elite. It works, folks.