- 1 Post
- 99 Comments
Pretty accurate, all my butter knives are unregistered
The fact you don’t know what ODD means is odd to me.
Not fabulously you can’t.
2·15 小时前Taking a break from GTA4 to play HuniePop which is just a fun little match 3 puzzler with occasional anime tiddies which is good for little 10 minute bursts which is 90% of my available playtime at the minute.
5·1 天前Everyone could learn a thing or two from the Steamdeck. The twin sticks, the touch pads, the double shoulder buttons, the four on the back, the overall ergonomics, it’s really great to use.
2·1 天前How many shareholders are shared between them do you think?
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men’s barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, “What’s the camel for?”
The Sergeant replied, “Well sir it’s a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel.”
The captain said, “Well if it’s good for morale, then I guess it’s all right with me.”
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, “BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!”
The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain’s quarters. The captain got a footstool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, “Is that how the enlisted men do it?”
The Sergeant replied, “Well sir, they usually just use it to ride to town and go to the brothel…”
Jack booted tool of oppression
3·2 天前Because YouTube are dicks, it just has nothing to with this.
… If it’s white, then goodnight
(if you see a hungry polar bear, it’s probably already too late for you)
6·3 天前My dad, entirely innocently (according to him) went looking for some new, larger water butts for their new house and went straight to Google for “large butts”.
I think he knew what he was doing.
It’s the UK government, not the services who are just trying to abide by an unjust law.
Contact your MP.
3·3 天前No, that’s the wrong Caesar. Caesar became a dog behaviourist on TV
These gramaphone records may be worse for you than the wax cylinder!
A rozzer