FALGSConaut [comrade/them]

Mormons have their own alphabet?

I’m just joining now, did I miss anything worth watching?

Brics is based while NATO is cringe?

Edit: didn’t see Ireland there, I have no idea then

I can smell this exact store, that mix of musty old stuff that’s been untouched for decades and plasticity, new-car chemical odor from freshly unboxed American Patriot Gear™*

*_{Made in China}

Definitely this cover of the anthem of the USSR

Damn ok I have no idea what this brat summer stuff is about, do I bother learning or embrace my ignorance?

We cannot allow a research gap!

Every glub shitto wishes they could be Chewbacca. Instantly recognisable? Check. Cool weapon? Check. Completely understandable despite not speaking a single word of dialogue? Check. Has his own personality, skill set, and role in the story? Check, check, and check!

“Of course you can trust me, I’m with an unbiased media outfit!” I say as I take a picture on a crying SS officer, carefully cropping out the trench full of children he murdered

And the opposite of this, if the menu is plain text and pictures of food that were taken with a digital camera from 2009 then its going to be fantastic

please let them be rescued by a soyuz please it’d be so fucking funny if they got back home safe thanks to Roscosmos

Besides the obvious like surplus labour value being stolen by my boss I’ve been stolen from a couple of times. I had my car broken into once (I accidentally left it unlocked since I had a family emergency to get to), they stole my jacket and some change out of the cup holder. I didn’t really care since I had more tragic matters to deal with at the time and if they needed to steal my jacket they needed it more than me. I was/am lucky enough to have a spare so I really didn’t think much about it. They did leave a half carton of coffee creamer behind though, I was a little confused about that

Critical support to poison ivy only because she’s trying to engage with batman in good faith when he’s the same kind of planet destroying ghoul as every other billionaire

If she kills Batman and that other billionaire? Uncritical support, I stan an eco warrior

I’ve heard (and definitely never tried this as a horny teenager left alone for the weekend) that you put a ziplock full of lotion/lube of choice between the cushions and use it as an improvised masturbation aid. I’ve also heard that it’s more work than it’s worth and much better results can be found using a couple of sponges, a few rubber bands, and the aforementioned lube filled ziploc

Right before some inbred dude whipped out a ruler and decided to sow the next century and a half of strife (he definitely won’t do the same to the middle east)

He has a better chance of finding God and becoming convinced he was saved by direct divine intervention than changing for the better. His response won’t be “oh shit someone shot at me, this is fucked, I’ve gotta get right with the world”, it’s much more likely to be “God Himself told me to turn my head at that moment to save my life. It is His divine plan that I win the election and usher in the second coming of Christ”. Hell, I’d say it’s more likely for him to hint at being the second coming himself

Oh that’s why I said she claimed to have studied lol, at best it sounds like she stared at a picture of her great-grandparents estate that was appropriated by the Bolsheviks while playing Anastasia on repeat in the background

I wonder if she cries the same tears for the hundreds of people killed during his coronation (he sure as hell didn’t), the thousands he had murdered and exiled during his reign, or the over a million Russians who were slaughtered in The Great Imperialist War which he took personal command of?

What am I saying, of course she doesn’t give a singular shit about the untold millions who suffered and died under him and his family. Those were just peasants, peons, plebs, and below her (and the tsar’s) notice. At best they are numbers and statistics to her. This is why I come down on the side of being fine. It’s a fraction of the atrocities commited so these fucking ghouls can live in the lap of luxury. How anyone can sympathize with these monsters is beyond me, especially if they’re claiming to have studied them for a decade

Putin’s plan to interfere with Biden: