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There should be yet another fact checking org and another layer of fact checking.
Must… Resist… Posting… XKCD…
Surely, the Paper of Leopards would never eat my face!
He was feeding them worms from his skull
“The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of ass struggles”
He sends you to a version of Guantanamo where instead of blaring obnoxious 90s dad metal to scare you into submission, it’s obscure lofi indie Appalachia-core ballads that are all about lumberjacks with opioid addictions and Oedipus complexes, and the chorus of EVERY FUCKING SONG includes a banjo solo that does NOT fit the mix because the one engineer recording these fucking things mixes on a pair of 1980s Sony Walkman headphones and has severe hearing loss in one ear and can’t tell that the mix is terrible, and nobody tells him because the last time someone criticized his mixing/production choices he self-flagellated in the studio for half an hour and everyone was extremely uncomfortable.
He still billed them for that time.
I just wish I had something more predictable/controllable than edibles. Gotta wait until kiddo is in bed, and by that point, shit’s not going to have worn off before I have to be up for work.
Deeply unserious psychiatry “professional”
That’s the neat part – sometimes it’s both at the same time!
Was your teacher M.C. Hammer…?
Maybe both of his eyes will spurt blood this time
Specifically, Kalimdor
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