, me too
, me too
Had to give false, false hopes 'cause the unliving
Shooting for the stars no matter how many kids I’m killing
They’re sniping civilians while using night-vision
Always gave false, false hopes (false, false hopes)
Had to give false, false hopes, libs forgiving
Don’t know how because I suppressed every feeling
Despite my body count climbing toward a million
Always gave false, false hopes
No Big Booba Pikachu? More like Woke’mon
Really? Interesting behavior, you’re the sir-ing DoD?! Of course I’m concerned about language civility in an organization devoted to making as many corpses as possible. I see, do you see? I don’t think you understand.
“They say the uncommitted movement did all those extra steps in their Kamala endorsement!”
Get your Syads! out for the no rizzler
She and President Biden are working around the clock
Unfortunately, it’s a clock that Biden drew. Which is to say, they are doing nothing, but somehow still going backwards occasionally
Dude saw a “I studied the Blade” meme 10 years ago and has been shitting himself in fear ever since. His entire political career has been devoted to this one thing.
Well, that and destroying the Labour Party…
Unfortunately, all of these prayers they solicit have been directed to Moloch and continue to make things much, much worse
“That’s right folks, we’re taxing billionaires! Which is to say, we’re billionaires and we’re taxing the hell out of the proletariat!”
(I know, wrong candidate, but the joke works better this way)
Damn, how many loads do you have to blow for those two things to be comparable? And that’s assuming serious Tradcath
“Doctor, you have to help me! I keep having this dream where I’m a car, but I’m always just stuck in traffic!”
‘Ah yes, the meaning here is quite clear…’
“Is it because of my subconscious dissatisfaction with the meaningless, repetitive grind that my life has become in this techno-hell dystopia?”
‘No no no, nothing like that. It just means you need to pony up the $15.99 monthly to upgrade your REM Ember’s subscription out of Serf Tier.’
These people saw the end of Hot Fuzz, didn’t get the joke, and were like: “I FUCKIN’ KNEW IT!!”
“Surely everyone will understand and appreciate my clever Capitol/Capital pun!”
……
Marxism
Mar xism
Mar Xi sm
Gasp, they’re right!
Gilligan’s ISSland
“What’s wrong with these [slur of your choice]. Ever since 1948, all they do fight, fight, fight, with no interest in securing a homeland. There must be something seriously wrong with them…”
'Yeah, we’re real big about tonal shifts around here. For instance:
We hear when you say, “NO MORE GENOCIDE”
So we keep the message but shift the tone, “No, more genocide!”’
“It’s a good thing I don’t know what a cm is, or I’d feel violently insecure right now!”