Good.

LPT. When being forced to wear shirts with questionable graphics, turn them inside out.

Not 100% guaranteed but better than ending up on Reddit.

Sigh.

How long are you going to hold your breath waiting for that to happen?

If you were from the US Deep South you would know racists/white supremacists/MAGAts very rarely unfuck themselves.

You’re not supposed to eat red meat or sugar either, and yet here we are.

I feel that second comment and as an elder AuDHDer Commie, that “not caring” is actively dipping down into the desire to do violence against certain red hat wearing segments of this population.

Pretty certain there is always penis residue in European cereal products.

Which may explain some things. I don’t know what things. But some things.

Well that’s weird. Wouldn’t people know this from the ingredient listing?

You’re gonna need to check with a kindergarten teacher. They’re actually trained to answer questions like that.

Look man, I’m trying here. I don’t have all the answers so you’ll have to figure some things out for yourself. Good luck.

::jumps onto sky cycle and flies away::

Six.

Seven if it’s a woodchuck in underpants.

Not if it’s nose is still wet.

But they shouldn’t drive to the vet, just in case.

Depends on how fat your ass is. But anywhere from 3 to 6 feet.

That’s called free balling and no.

Akshually, those are tights, not pants. And those “underpants” are short pants.

Pro tip. Microwave the water, THEN steep the tea.

Pretty sure the Trumper threats of violence got to her.

She knows what neo-nazi, domestic terrorists are capable of.

Well hell, joyous day. First they get rid of the CIA cutout USAID, then the damn penny and now the trash.

These broken clock Republicans accidentally do good.

Who knew that was possible?

Water? Brother that’s 50’s tech.

We’re on to Cold Fusion reactors the size of your fist, SRO high-entropy alloys, and room temp superconductors.

:D

Successfully dividing by zero.