Ok but like maybe she literally killed his dog.

That’s why context is important.

He’s probably a shithead though.

Satirical or not, the essence is true of our world.

Assumes position

Proceed with the door slamming.

Demonstration time?

I feel like we could easily go up to 700,000,000% with much better results

If they came with a bunch of beach chairs and vodka, the mood would be a lot different. Instead they came in with tanks and planes and artillery.

Not if we mulch him first. Taps head

It’s anti-life which could easily be confused with an alt right viewpoint, as there is considerable overlap

Always admire that one spark of light in the endless void.

Flay them and leave their dripping skinless corpses to dry in the sun on top of their vehicle.

I mean… Good luck, USA? Doesn’t seem like a really viable strategy.

But you have to understand, this system allows us to oppress people even poorer than you, much more easily.

I’m sure you feel a little silly, now that you know.

I believe in Ankh-Morpork, this would be considered a suicide.

If you walk into a troll bar and say “rocks suck. Should smash em all” and you end up dead, that’s suicide.

You walk around screaming “I got a big sack of gold!” And you end up dead and robbed, also suicide.

I don’t think you are really grasping how much people hate anyone even slightly associated with ceos.

Even if you just play act as them.

Not saying you’re a bad person, but maybe distance yourself from the embodiment of parasitism.

What conversation are you having? Is there another comment you meant to be under?

1. Very unhealthy view of other people
2. They are 90% on board the doom train
3. Fuck you, I love my wife.

I have been telling anyone who would listen, this whole year practically, to stock up on dried goods. Since I saw the ocean temps and as we got news about el nino, mixed with the war that had just broken out, closing all fertilizer plants in Southern Asia basically, it was obviously going to blowback into multiple bread basket failures simultaneously which can easily lead to GLOBAL FAMINE.

I have been losing my god damned mind this whole year trying to come up with a plan to protect my family on a much shorter timescale than I previously was (which anyone would describe was also doomerism).

I literally listened to this quote in the wild in the audiobook earlier today.

Do you happen to work at the FBI…?

Sawzall takes 1.5 min. Circular saw is faster. Angle grinder with a cutting blade is also good.

Fuck. You’re right lol

And yet Mt Washington in New York Hampshire is the 10th deadliest mountain in the be world because of freak extreme weather shifts and a wild combination of air currents meeting.

You can drive to the top and yet people die VERY often, not from driving.