This is just a shitter version of the joke featuring George Osborne.

Tory councillors are revolting?

Got it!

Taking my son and his best friend to Legoland for his birthday. It’ll be a day of queuing, but I know they’ll have a great time.

Nah, they go in any order and then you just kind of… rootle around in there.

Strike hard, strike first, show no mercy!

I keep my keys in my prison pocket. Along with my phone. And my wallet. And my EDC pocket knife. And a Leatherman. And a Moleskin and a couple of pens. And a tactical flashlight. And a small first aid kit.

I do walk a bit funny though.

Lest we forget.

Although it’s not really possible to eat pizza without rawdoggin it.

Unless you use a fork and knife like a heathen

I have my butler cut up my pizza for me with a pizza knife and a pizza fork. And then I have my nanny feed it to me. “Here comes the train to the tunnel, choo-choo!”

Comin’ over ‘ere, takin’ our sausages! Give 'em back! Return our sausages!

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

That’d be about 0.00005% I think.

I guess the people who profited from 2008 have decided it’s time for another slurp at the trough.

You’re supposed to wait until the pets are dead.

Make carbonara with the yolks!

“Fun size equals smaller” said no-one ever.

Family coming over for lunch and I’m doing a (variation on) porcetta. I’ve got a lovely piece of pork belly which has been airdrying in the fridge since yesterday morning. Should be cracking crackling. If the weather holds I’ll do it on the rotisserie on my Kamado Joe.

If you like a barbecue (or a barbie, bbq, or braai) come and join us at Cooking With Fire. We need more regular posters!

Still karma whoring then!

Whoever has been left as its leadership is a dumbass.

Not in the slightest. More likely their annual bonus depends on boosting revenue right now. So they’re incentivised to generate short term increases in revenue but not for longer term. Plus, also, if/when Youtube goes tits up they’ll just get a different CEOing job (with “increased revenue by 25% in 2024 on their resume”) rinse and repeat.

I remember: “It’s better to do something than live with the fear of it”. Then I get on with it.

Kind of my point. We gained ecommerce, streaming services, platforms such as this one, online gaming, mapping services, and others - at the cost of the freedoms for which people are nostalgic. And now we have ads, personalization, tracking, and inevitable enshitification.