Holy shit

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• Blue Eyed Samurai
• Love, Death + Robots
• Castlevania
• The Diplomat
• The Great British Baking Show
• Lucifer

EDIT: Seriously, don’t sleep on Blue Eyed Samurai.

Are we just going to start posting facts now? Cool.

Where are you putting “the ring” on? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Not gonna lie. That crazy matches my crazy.

Per week? I might be able to swing that.

I guess Veronica has been hydrating.

Bezos continues with his “if I silence everyone, daddy won’t hate me” shit.

The thing is, Tesla’s biggest market risk is Elon himself. He’s making the brand toxic to what was its core audience.

I see horrifying dumb shit like this in what sometimes feels like a daily basis.

I’ve dated that girl. Not gonna lie, “uhuh” is hot as fuck.

For him though… That’s like a quarter.

Today, yes, but back then he was just another dot com millionaire. Remember, that footage was before PayPal, so he probably had about 300M, tops. A million was still only a fraction of his wealth, but it was still a noticeable fraction.

No. I interacted with him on two occasions during the PayPal days. They were pitching PayPal as a payment mechanism for a bunch of our verticals. Even back then he was weird, awkward, and cringe. I think there is video of him back then taking possession of a McLaren and you can see how cringe he was.

EDIT: Found it.. On rewatch, it doesn’t really show how insufferable he was in person. It’s funny to see how x.com gets recycled though.

I dunno. Unkillable great-great-grannies are kinda hot.

Can confirm. By this time a few years back I would have about four feet of snow on my lawn. Today I have about three inches.

EDIT: LMFAO. Wrong post.

Myyyyyyyyyy naaaaame is—

Shake Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, you wanna trip? I’ll bring it to ya!

The sexual tension between me and never asking for help because I hate interacting with people.

When I’m in a competition and my opponent is better than me but I know that afterwards my friends will take me to the bar and buy me rounds and make me laugh to commemorate my utter humiliation. 🥳