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This makes me both want to learn and not want to learn Arabic


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makes you feel part of history that a woman could recreate the challenger explosion


Ah figured. I saw that the phrase was outlawed about a month back and was wondering when they’d make their first crackdown. Guessing it’ll be used as the blueprint for repression for the other states and the rabid right will seek to arrest Grace Tame on anti-Semitism if she visits Brissy

I got tranch foot from hiking one time


Kharg island is cinnibar island confirmed???


I’m a bit
when it comes to spave stuff but on a reread I’m like, wait, yeah, this is disparate quotes patchworked into the semblance of an article
There are some funny quotes though:
Late last month, NASA’s new administrator, Jared Isaacman, announced a major overhaul of the Artemis program to speed things up and, by doing so, reduce risk.
More haste, more speed, as they say.
The report cited the lunar landers as the top contributor for potential loss of crew during the first few Artemis moon landings
‘Lunar lander involved crew loss incident’ what, did you leave them at the shops when you drove home? Imagine training a decade as an astranought only for your death to be being management speak-en out of existence like a oranges that went bad in transit


NASA clears Artemis moon rocket for an April launch with four astronauts after repairs
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NASA clears Artemis moon rocket for an April launch with four astronauts after repairs Topic:Space
2h ago 2 hours ago The rock sits on the launch pad, attached to a huge metal scaffold apparatus. NASA’s Artemis II SLS moon rocket with the Orion spacecraft in Cape Canaveral, Florida. (AP: John Raoux)
In short: A launch window of early April has been set for the Artemis II launch, with NASA saying astronauts could blast off as early as April 1.
The launch will mark humanity’s first trip to the moon in more than 50 years and pave the way for future lunar exploration.
What’s next: If NASA does not launch within the six day window, the mission will be delayed until late April or early May.
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Share NASA has cleared its moon rocket for an April launch with four astronauts after completing the latest round of repairs.
The 98-metre rocket will roll out of the hangar and back to the pad next week at Florida’s Kennedy Space Center, leading to a launch attempt as early as April 1.
It will mark humanity’s first trip to the moon in more than 50 years.
Artemis 2 is attached to a now lit launch apparatus, and stands next to the NASA hanger. The sky is a deep purple colour behind. Artemis II has been cleared for a launch attempt as early as April 1. (AP: John Raoux)
The Artemis II crew should have blasted off on a lunar fly around earlier this year, but fuel leaks and other problems with the Space Launch System rocket interfered.
Although NASA managed to plug the hydrogen fuel leaks at the pad in February, a helium-flow issue forced the space agency to return the rocket to the Vehicle Assembly Building for repairs, bumping the mission to April.
The space agency has only six days at the beginning of April to launch, otherwise it will have to stand down until a new window between April 30 and early May.
NASA ‘playing Russian roulette’ with astronauts’ lives, ex-engineer says The orion spacecraft, with the moon, and Earth in the background. After years of delays, NASA’s Artemis II mission is aiming to launch next month. But issues with the heat shield are causing some people to raise the alarm.
“It’s a test flight and it is not without risk, but our team and our hardware are ready,” Lori Glaze, NASA’s Exploration Systems Development Mission Directorate associate administrator, said .
Dr Glaze and other NASA officials declined to provide the risk probabilities for the upcoming mission.
John Honeycutt, chair of the mission management team, said history had shown that a new rocket had essentially a 50 per cent chance of success.
“There’s so much gap since the only other SLS flight — more than three years ago without anyone on board — that it’s difficult to understand any risk assessment numbers,” Mr Honeycutt said. “It’s not the first flight,” Dr Glaze said.
“But we’re also not in a regular cadence. So we definitely have significantly more risk than a flight system that’s flying all the time.”
Late last month, NASA’s new administrator, Jared Isaacman, announced a major overhaul of the Artemis program to speed things up and, by doing so, reduce risk.
Dissatisfied with the slow pace and lengthy gaps between lunar missions, he added an extra practice flight in orbit around Earth for next year.
That is now the new Artemis III, with the moon landing by two astronauts shifted to Artemis IV.
Mr Isaacman is targeting one and maybe even two lunar landings in 2028.
NASA’s Office of Inspector General warned in an audit this week that the space agency needs to come up with a rescue plan for its lunar crews.
A sign saying artemis and a rocket behind. Fuel leaks and other problems with the Space Launch System rocket have interfered with the luanch date. (AP: John Raoux)
Landing near the moon’s south pole will be riskier than it was for the Apollo astronauts closer to the equator given, the rough polar terrain, according to the report.
The report cited the lunar landers as the top contributor for potential loss of crew during the first few Artemis moon landings. It listed the space agency’s loss-of-crew threshold at one-in-40 for lunar operations and one-in-30 for Artemis missions overall.
Contracted by NASA to provide the moon landers for astronauts, Elon Musk’s SpaceX and Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin have accelerated work in order to meet the new 2028 target date.
The inside story of the Challenger disaster A forked white cloud against a dark blue sky, with a fiery orange ball at the join of the fork. Forty years ago, the Challenger space shuttle disintegrated just after lift-off. A small team of engineers tried to prevent the tragedy.
The inspector general’s office said many technical challenges remained, including refuelling their landers in orbit around Earth before flying to the moon.
NASA sent 24 astronauts to the moon during Apollo, 12 of whom landed on it. All but one of the moonshots — Apollo 13 — achieved their prime objectives.
The program ended with Apollo 17 in 1972.
Posted 2h ago2 hours ago Promotion David Speers and ‘ABC National Forum’ title with the ABC iview logo. Text reads: Big Ideas, Crucial Conversations — Stream Now. Related stories NASA revamps Artemis Moon landing program Topic:Space Exploration
A rocket stands tall in the distance. A sign to the left of the picture, in the foreground, reads Artemis. NASA boss blasts Boeing and space agency for botched Starliner flight Topic:Spacecraft
A spacecraft is blasting off from a launchpad with loads of smoke underneath ‘Dying’ satellite leaves Australia’s north waiting hours for latest fire information Topic:Fires
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It’d be funny if they had ejection but no parachutes


Kinda agree, there are these ones where I live called musk sticks that are fragrant extruded fondant: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musk_stick
(cw animal product because some contain gelatine)
Also I definitely fuck with other ‘dry’ sweets like polvorones
But, I think I’ve already argued against myself cos neither of those two ‘chalky’ sweets are American. The American ones I’m thinking of are like the love heart hard candy, and shaped hard candies.
I probably am doing them a bit of an injustice in that I haven’t eaten enough of their sweets to pass a qualified judgement


Soon, i hope 😋


I’ve only ever had it twice (Hershey’s Kisses) once when an American classmate gifted them to the rest of class, and once when a coworker returned from the USA with a whole bag of them. Absolutely inedible. I think I may have tried a peanut butter cup once too, it was gritty and oily, but not in the good peanut oily way, more in the ‘this is 50% hydrolysed canola oil that’s tortured into the form of biscuit and chocolate’ kinda way
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮


American ‘candy’ tastes like puke or syrup, there is no in between
Edit: I forgot the secret third thing: chalk



I am shahed man
ISRAEL IS A FUCK
9,035,000 settlers pissing themselves


Blue Owl, Black Stone, Black Rock, Cliff Water who’s next…?
Dort Owl 


including fertilizer plants
If the plants can make fertiliser then why do we need to fertilise the plants 
I’ll consider