I’m a little queer in your phone!

(actually kinda tall but whatever)

Cackling like a dumbass at this

Counter-terrorists win

I really wish I could rewatch Andor for the first time fresh, it’s so fucking good

I hope season 2 lives up, I know they had production delays but I’m pretty confident in the writers and them saying it’s definitely just a two season series to tell the story they wanted to tell and they’re not dragging it out

On top of Ol’ Smokey

And no longer “hot”

We lost our poor meatball

When “Rhonda Santis”

Went and got shot

It’s such bullshit that exhaustion/fatigue and sleepiness can register in your brain as separate things and you can be exhausted but unable to fall asleep

He gets paranoid of shooters being everywhere and turns the cybertruck the chud streamer gave him into the MAGA Popemobile to do rallies in behind bulletproof glass, then it has a battery fire and turns into a transparent coffin for him

Trump being constantly almost shot like Bolsonaro kept getting attacked by animals and ending up in the hospital over and over with bizarre 19th century ailments is very funny to me

We love our 2nd Amendment, don’t we folks?

Had an oven blow an element once and it arced really bright inside the door and made a loud BZZZZZT noise and tripped the breaker lol

Scared the fuck outta me but it was pretty cool

Yare yare daze

Okay that’s just a bad guy’s stand lol, sick

I literally am a peepee of the first poopoo

Who cares. Pick up a Foot ball

Call me old fashioned, but I liked when it was about a mob boss cloning a magic psychic cat and giving the clone power armor, and then getting his bumbling employees with a normal talking cat to steal a kid’s electric mouse

The what now

Idk why, but as a kid I always thought the PC system thing was just an organization system interface at the Pokecenters and they recalled the PokeBall you requested with one of those pneumatic tube systems from banks and all the Pokecenters were connected with those

Them working with the same transporter tech Bill had makes a lot more sense, but tubes seem more whimsical

Pokeballs are probably just magic idk

Maybe whatever science nonsense created Ditto and allows them to transform into any other Pokemon and change shape and size to match can also shrink other Pokemon down to fit in the ball and they’re bionic and the red beam thing that recalls Pokemon is powered by Ditto goo inside the shell of the PokeBall

Wait so there are time machines in Pokemon now?

I for one, love Worker

My Pokemon knowledge basically ends after Gen2 but I know there are region forms of the Kanto legendary birds and “paradox forms” of the Johto beasts now, are those like, separate species or is that an alternate reality thing? I thought there were only one of all of them in canon