What a spooky, little cutie! First you get all the candies, and then you eat all the candies :3

Aww, they look so happy with their jack-o-melon, and unexpected creepers are very scary, too <3

12 steps to get to nothing sounds like a lot. I can get you there in 9! And my internet is faster, too.

Do it. Give in to the pathowogen ÒwÓ

I love the little ghosts (they even have beans)! Very cute, and very spoopy :3

But how am I supposed to know which iPhone to buy without billboards, pre-roll ads, and 3,621 partners who have a legitimate interest in logging everything I do 😱

This looks like concept art for an animated movie or a video game. Very nice :3

Nyancat times were simpler times. Sometimes, I miss them, even though I wouldn’t want to go back.

Please do. Preferably at night. Does 3 am sound good? I’ll be waiting for you <3

I need to get off this ride. What’s the safeword for life? :c

But it’s all worth it to see my hardware idle at single-digit temperatures

This is what my notes look like when I wake up in the middle of the night to write down the most amazing idea I’ve ever had, only to be extremely disappointed in the morning. It’s even worse when I can vaguely remember what I meant, but not quite enough to make sense of it.

I tried to come up with a good reply, but I can’t decide which one is better, so pick the one you like the most:

I wish I didn’t 😔

Are your pronouns “it/its” because I’d love to get you (to go out with me) :3

You have a very nice forehead

When you’re having dinner with your family and they all talk so loud, and they have multiple conversations at the same time, so they talk even louder, and one of them has this explosive, chronic cough, and another has a voice with a frequency that’s like a drill in your brain, and it’s so loud when they hit their plates with their cutlery, and then they laugh and it’s just so loud, and you try to talk with your sibling, but the noise builds this wall right between your eyes and your brain, and you can barely get around it to look like someone who’s not this close to collapsing

horse

I love it when animals go :D. They look so human when they do it.

I wish I was a small dragon living in a Welsh dragon sanctuary. It looks so nice <3

A very important job. Without them, the night sky would be so much darker, and stars are so pretty (almost as pretty as this derg <3)

One of them spends way too much time chatting with all the people on their route, the other gets mad because you still haven’t put your name on your letterbox.

Is this how you do an internet piracy?