“while it’s weird that they waited so long”

My conspiracy theory is that the Switch 2 is going to operate on the same architecture, but have better hardware. My guess is for backwards compatabiliy. This means that on launch day, Yuzu was likely still going to be the best way to play Switch 2 games. Basically it’s a threat to a console that isn’t even out yet. Just a theory.

12 year club. Fuck spez.

One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger. “Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.” "You son-of-a-bitch! How’d you pull that off? Lemme see that camera… What’s it look like? "

-Mitch Hedburg

One time I was in a car with some people, and the clouds looked really nice, and out loud I said “I wonder what kind of clouds those are? Are they like cumulus? I don’t even know all the types of clouds” or something along those lines. About a minute later, I take my phone out to look it up and I type “What kind of” and the google auto-fill was “clouds are those” and I was like "There’s absolutely no way that my phone is not listening to me at all times. I do not believe for one second that the most popular search is “What kind of clouds are those”. That was very very specific to what I had just said out loud.

I’m usually not one for tinfoil hats, but this is very difficult to explain.

Man, I swear I read that the new season started on July 20th somewhere. Imagine my disappointment when I got my drinks, snacks, sweatpants, and mindset ready… Only to find out that it doesn’t come out until next week. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten content blueballs before. This was a first.

Right? As somebody else said, the protest was supposed to be a warning shot. Any subreddit that went dark, but then stayed compliant when the API changes went through is chock-full-o spineless mods.

We’ll make our own internet! With blackjack! And hookers!