Wolfgang Pauli would like a word with you.

Pablo! Ay dios mio! No es bueno! Ella es una cabeza de gordita crunch! Rapido, donde estan los ramen y el superglue?

At least it wasn’t a hair ball.

That stuff is gonna be hard to spread on toast.

Puss 'n beans.

Yes, most indeed. There is nothing quiet as scrummy as lukewarm, Mr. Heinz’s hygienic haricots served upon soggy, chocolate sandwich bickies. Simply marvelous.

Obsidian isn’t even a crystal…

What? A feast is a feast.

Well it is diet coke…

Bah, Humbug!

-Chuck D

Online proctology. The future is here.

I think Italian food is pretty mainstream now.

What, you wanted them to park on that innocent parent and child?

Yeezy is so passé. Black electrical tape is this year’s hottest fashion trend!

Trade secrets? Is Threads already delinquent on some vendor payments too?

Check out the asphalt on that hot shingle.

Why?

I been to mushroom mountain

Once or twice, but who’s countin’?

Perfect for making turtle soup.