OperationOgre [he/him, they/them]

Accidentally bought unsalted tortilla chips today

Guy who thinks the Mexican dish mole is pronounced like and is prepared with the digging mammal

I’ll serve crack before I serve my country

Things you say when you’re definitely talking to a living person and not an impersonator

What a grand and intoxicating innocence

Rectum? Damn near prolapsed him!

I’m still mad he stopped wakeboarding with billionaires just long enough to tell NBA players to quit striking

Excuse me sweaty, we should never judge anyone in the past by today’s standards

The way I’m reading it, the Biden Faction has three possible futures:

1. Have Biden withdraw
2. Keep Biden, lose the election
3. Keep Biden, win the election

1 and 2 are bad for the Biden Faction because it means the end of their jobs. In the case of 1, the new candidate’s Faction would replace them, and in the case of 2, they eat shit and they’re muscled out by whatever Faction is currently performing the media coup.

3 is their only path to keeping their Beltway jobs which will launch them into cushy consultation gigs in the future a la the entire Obama administration, so they’re going to fight tooth and nail to keep Biden even if the odds are stacked against him. The DNC won’t really mind if he loses because then Biden acts as a Sin Eater for the genocide that Democrats have been committing in Palestine and they get to keep fundraising off of the new Drumpf presidency

These kids must be in a Maoist English dual immersion program. Good for them

They’re far too racist to support China even in an attempt to own the libs

The longer you hang out with Big, Angry, Flushed Men the more likely you are to become one

VHF very high requency

How often I bang military wives while their husbands are deployed

Barkansas

Littermate to

But I love ceramics

Mr. Vladimir is helping me find my gun

Just found out my favorite coffee mugs were likely made with an unsafe amount of lead