My ADHD brain never forgets a thing read but yeah I read the same sentence 14 times.

So far…

Remember when we had to buy weed from a guy that said we couldn’t leave for 2 hours or it look like he was a drug dealer and then he put a gun on the table. I think the dude just wanted to play Maden with someone and he happened to sell weed on the side?

Old-New Coke

So will we have to call it Mexican-American Coke?

Tax me more, daddy

Jesus, he was only 76? The Osbournes debuted in 2002 and I thought he was in his 70s then.

Drugs are a hell of a drugs, kids.

Arest this S&W 500

Not say something racist? I mean figure black-skins or the New York White Trash would kind of be fucked up. Although, the Yankees still suck.

Its old timers might be the ones that like that. Not me.

But has anyone asked the bomb how they’re feeling?

https://youtu.be/Rl8L1uxYYoA?t=5

And every Isreali !

Well, that does it.

Seems we need RICO charges for Elon.

Hopefully for ICE.

Im corpo whore and not golfing has stifled my progression but I’ll be damned if I learn to golf.

*gooner

Makes me not feel so bad about using bleach to stencil a big dick on one of the greens at a course near me.

I mean, you’re allowed a gun, too. Plus, like, there’s 4 guns for every 1 person. Live your dream, dual-weild, and do a barrel roll.