careful with that stuff
the name would have been EstradiolValorant… but i don’t play valorant
baby trans girl figuring it out - formerly MorelaakIsBack - pfp is the gamer girl from nash romi’s comic ‘gamer girl’
careful with that stuff
ooh can you do me too? missed the thread last time. gimme thumbs up and i’ll dm you
mangoes, mangoes, mangoes mangoes mangoes
look, there’s the pope, he’s been blessing some apples
Joeverd-19 superspreader event
two taftisms, pick your favorite:
taft would go walk in the rose garden and hide from his staff. when they sent someone to find him, he’d jump out from hiding and try to scare the bejeezus out of them. then he’d laugh till he was crying red in the face
and then:
taft would invite foreign dignitaries to breakfast, where he had the kitchen specially prepare cold gruel to be served. taft would explain that it was one of his favorites. when the gruel came he would watch the table and let his guests debase themselves to praise the president’s favorite cold gruel, while not touching his own meal. then, once everybody had finished, he would put his full, untouched bowl of gruel on the floor for his patiently waiting dog. breakfast with william howard taft, there you go
both of these are true because i learned them in AP US History, as you know an AP US History teacher cannot tell a lie (the george washington curse)
throwing one and landing it in a guy’s coffee cup on his front porch (2500pts)
throwing one and knocking down a beehive at the uninviting grey-tone house that doesn’t subscribe to the daily weiner, the bees attack the homeowner
crossing a multi-lane highway to hit up the dirt park for some sick air brah
i use aniwave (aniwave dot to) and the subs are fine there
girls band cry is a whole lot of implicit gayness and one good shot of explicitly lebsbiblianism in episode 8. it also just ended this week so it’s fresh for the binging
this month has been a roller coaster for jeff tiedrich, trumps indictment was the top of the drop, last night was the euthanasia loops
the disassociated lefty to painfully insightful doomer girlboss pipeline is measured down the length of a needle full of estrogen going into a thigh
getting a low back tattoo CW LEWD BUTT
liberals seething and malding that they will never come up with something as simple and fundamentally accurate as Ratchet Effect:
tightrope walking into the ninth circle of hell
move over forcefem, we’re doing force fettuccine now
whatcha gonna have for lunch, niko?
fourteen cheese pizzas
proof of the unofficial IQ cap for being a cop. y’all gotta be quicker than this, otherwise the ridicule is too easy
robert f jennedy
kramer looming in the wings, eyes glowing red, vibrating like a cell phone stuck in an emergency alert pattern
yea do not pay that grabby ass company for the stolen goods they’re hawking, pirate it for sure