If I could eat one vegetable for the rest of my life, it would be O N I O N

Omg I used to do the same thing!

When my job had first aid training, I asked a similar question, and they said that as long as we were on company property we had to call 9/11 even if the person begs you not to and even if you’re willing to drive the person to the hospital yourself.

For liability reasons, obviously the company isn’t going to help you pay your medical bills or anything. Best case scenario, your teammates mass spam a donation email and you might get a couple hundred bucks for a several thousand dollar ambulance drive.

Kinda wish someone edited the second creepypasta face to frown.

Bad Piss…Good Piss

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Holding in Your Piss Until it Hurts

Thanks, I visualized that.

Actual modern art

I’ve got an extension that lets me see YouTube dislikes, and the video is currently at a 2k likes /2.6k dislike ratio.

Thanks, needed this today.

Yeah…

I remember when I used to work hard in retail before I radicalized.

Ok, the depression hit first, but the radicalization made it last damn it.

Also, as a current office worker, I can absolutely confirm that even the hardest workers there only work a fraction as hard as the average retail worker, but guess who gets away with screaming and cussing at the other?

Wow you’re so cool unlike me, I literally shit my pants at mere mention of corpse.

OH FUCK I MENTIONED IT MYSELF, MY CHAIR IS RUINED WITH FRESH ANIMAL BYPRODUCT

Edit: Almost forgot, hope your burn heals up quickly.

Quarter life crises are basically expected now. I remember going through mine after I graduated college.

The intelligence it takes to be amazing at your job versus the wisdom it takes to realize you’ll get paid the exact same if you do the bare minimum.

Now this is shitposting.

Hey so uuuuuuh

I went to a DSA meetup for the first time in months earlier this week and made the unfortunate choice of showing up early. The only other person to show up early was the stereotype of a pasty DSA redditor and kept finding excuses to stare at my tiddy crack and practically begged my partner where we met.

That’s when I uh… told him about Hexbear, so have fun toying with your food if some DSA bro bursts in here pleading for a chubby goth gf.

Literal window sicko meme but it’s just someone in a t-shirt with an iced drink enjoying 50F weather, meanwhile the family inside is shivering wearing multiple layers while the heat is blasting. Maybe the sicko invites them outside to the American flag bonfire.

Imagine your standard silicon valley tech bro crossed with privileged white kid from South Africa

Please don’t make me, I’ll become volcel for like a month. :scared: