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There’s a fetish for everything.
I’m selling a wig made of my sweaty balls hair, anyone interested?
There’s a fetish for everything.
I’m selling a wig made of my sweaty balls hair, anyone interested?
They really decided to deliver the worst of everything, didn’t they?
I don’t know where on that spectrum I’m flying, but I’ve been adopted by an extrovert and then introduced to her friends. That meant a lot for me and I’m incredibly thankful.
School shootings make the news and they’re a part of American traditions as well.
At least the bigger ones, the small, weekly events are barely covered.
Me and my sister got encircled once by about ten cows while we wanted to visit our pony which was on the same absurdly big pasture. As they closed in, our little Shetland pony raced in to our rescue and showed them who’s boss in seconds. That was surprising in multiple ways. Especially as I didn’t expect ponies to be that protective to their scratch givers.
I hope your dog was able to overcome the trauma with time and therapy 😅
Me as a kid: running away from a curious cow
The cow, running behind me: “wait, I want to check you out! What are we running away from anyways?”
You should totally do it. Live a little!
Besides that, Putin can go fuck himself.
Can I rather pass butter?
Uh, that’s interesting. That would be really nice for my … uhm, grown up indoor plantation management.
And not a slap to the wrist. They caused a lot more harm than Joe from the neighborhood who got caught with an ounce of weed before it was legalized, but they get away with it. Again and again.
Fuck greedy corporations
Not only are they outrageously expensive, they even manage to be the ugliest pants I’ve ever seen.
Well done
Yeah, true. That’s a bummer. I only buy super basic stuff and they seem to keep making that forever.
No doubt, and they look good as well, but I’ve already been financially irresponsible yesterday so I’ll wait a bit 😅
Plus I’d need it shipped to Europe, so that’ll be on top if they even deliver here.
Oof, those are pricey. I need to get a sewing machine.
You know it’s possible to simply not give a duck to trends? I know, it sounds insane, but just do whatever you like. Try a skirt if you want, I bet it’s nice on the balls.
Shit, now I want to try a skirt!
The eulachon (/ju:ləkon/ (Thaleichthys pacificus), also spelled oolichan /'u:lika:n/, ooligan /'u:ligən/, hooligan /'hu:ligən/), or the candlefish
Hooligan fish. Ok.
“Yes, we caused it. But it’s your problem now. Bye”
Na sorry, there’s another one above the others. Ex-president appointed judge-justice.
Do this, and tell them how you felt back then.