Wow dude, nice butt!

Lightly toasted rodent eliminator.

The bath photo is absolutely adorable,really glad to see the owl recovered after some time at the med spa

Hell yeah what we needed was for the government to be even less efficient

They’re drum sequencers, it’s a really old way of making scrolling light shows for things like signs and stage displays. They used to use (usually less fire hazard-y) versions of this q long time ago in Vegas for the giant hotel signs and things.

Idk if I’d call it a replacement per se but elden ring is an excellent large open world game with some really good variety of weapons / spells to play with. It also rewards exploration really well with secret loot and even entire secret areas

This is appropriately spooky for the time of year, thank you!

She didn’t make a video and then hit the “instant global internet fame button” it’s just luck of the draw. Maybe consider limiting your nieces’ access to the internet because hawk tuah isn’t even the 10th worst thing they can find on youtube. It seems more to me that your siblings probably told you it was fine and you’re bitter they didn’t immediately stop your nieces from saying it.

“IT’S YOUR FUCKING TURN TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH”

That’s where they do the vasectomies

I love the sign on the right with a fish that just says “pet”

Thank YOU. This is the MOST VILE SPECIMEN I have ever been visually assaulted with.

I need something that’s going to GRIP and CLEAN the cum out of my PUBIC HAIR every time I’m in the bathroom and the PINK SOAP doesn’t have that effect which is why I ONLY use TIDE LAUNDRY DETERGRNT

Or to the sides of a Hippo, given their high speed windshield wiper technique

I never would have thought to ask this question, but now I’m glad i have an answer Absolutely majestic

“This is MY castle and I’M the only one who gets to take the people out, wave them around in the air and make them kiss”

Scruffy grandpa owl just remembered a fart joke to tell his grandkids

Mmmmmm delicious heavy metals…

Having eaten rattlesnake in the past it’s acually really good! Very much tastes like chicken but a bit more rubbery.

Delicious gummy worm