Biden could legally kill Trump.
Biden could legally kill Trump.
No worries.
I’m pretty sure I don’t have adhd. I am dyslexic and mildly autistic.
My partner complains that I’m the type of person who neglects chores for like a week and then cleans the whole house aggressively at the end of the week. So I guess I have a Leninist model of housework.
Really, we should be making movies about that.
His character is position #3 on the Hardcore ladder. He’s paying like 4 people
Jesus fucking Christ, fucking why???
Gulf of MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Based response, but does anyone also find the sarcastic use of “cute” kind of… IDK, grating, in general I mean.
It’s called the Immortal Science of Marxism-Leninism-Maoism losers!
Kim leant them the resurrection machine.
“You will never regret liking this post”
I feel like I’ve read a SciFi story about this…
My stupid dog Vs squirrels
Location: backyard
Result: Strategic retreat of squirrels
her: take me right now
Doesn’t the average data center require like, 4 employees?
“an asshole”.
Hey now he paid for half.
Okay, true story from my trashy punk phase
(CW: discussion of sex)
One time I hooked up with this crustie girl and the condom broke, and she was a bit freaked out but I was like “no worries I’ll just drive us to Walgreens and get Plan B”.
After we got there and I bought it she was like: “Wow thanks, usually when this happens I gotta buy the pill myself” cuz apparently most crustie dudes are too broke to drop $60 on a no-baby pill.
I have no idea what I’m doing.
Did he bring is own thousand island stare dressing?