This is a joke headline, right? Jenny McCarthy and hanging-chads.

Says you!

RFK Jr’s wife Cheryl Hines (from Curb Your Enthusiasm) said she’d divorce him if he took a position under Trump. I guess that’s not too much of a concern for him.

Costco Travel login page never loads for me in Firefox. Specific sites my kids use for school don’t work either. I wouldn’t say it happens regularly, but often enough to be annoying.

What year is it?

The nurse assisting my wife while she was giving birth did this for her while helping dialate prior to delivery. It wasn’t something they warned us about in the birthing classes.

The Ass Pounder 4000 will never let you rest.

Even that doesn’t hold up. See Seattle’s city center.

Merica gave England that other L.

Was it unsalted butter? Salted butter can be left out for a while, certainly more than a few days without concern, but unsalted needs to be refrigerated.

Look into the current grocery monopoly in the making. Kroger is attempting to purchase Albertsons/Safeway.

A nice and public “fuck you” to C-level staff in tech. Remote work isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.

I’d be more concerned about ripping into anything with a capacitor. Microwaves are absolutely off-limits if you don’t know what you’re doing.

Yep. Been playing a ton of it lately and now on the DLC.

Hell, both times I was actually asked to come in, they dismissed me just for having friends who were cops.

That’s not Pooh, it’s Plop.

Uranium fever has done and got me down

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I was pushed upselling offers no fewer than ten times over the two evenings I spent in their service prepping my taxes last week. It was infuriating. I’m going to try the IRS’s pilot program next year assuming it’s still available for the 2024 tax season.

Mine is similar but my bedroom had stretched out like a giant hallway and tiny figurines of my parents were stacked floor to ceiling at the far end with their backs to me. In the hallucination I said, “What the fuck?” and they all instantly turned towards me in anger and fell over making a tsunami wave that crashed over me, fully waking me up.

It was horrifying and I thought I was going to have a heart attack at the age of eight.