Well, he promised to start a pogrom on brown people. He delivered on that, at least.

Why not dip the toothbrush in the cup of water you’ll use to rinse your mouth with? Unless you rinse directly from the tap by sticking your face under the faucet or something.

Digital distribution of games was a mistake.

These people generally come in two flavors:

1. they’re too fucking stupid to recognize the hypocrisy to begin with
2. they recognize the hypocrisy, and view it as a flex on everyone who isn’t a raging cunt

Betrayal! From my own nephew!

Can’t be, though. Pigeon lady saved the day.

I can never pull it off in AC1 because the timing window is so tight, but countering with the hidden blade is an instant kill and looks cool as fuck. I’m really glad that they tweaked the combat for the Ezio games to make all the weapons equally viable, though.

On a related note: the fact that your health bar also measures synchronization means that a 100% sync run involves never getting hit, which further implies that it’s possible that Altair somehow managed to pick fights with every guard in the region using only the hidden blade and win every time without a scratch.

That is some true lostech there, quiaff?

You give them pupils? And not just blank white eyes?

Even if that’s true, the rich would still be eaten, and that’s the actual important bit.

Do you have easy physical access to the other machine? If so, the absolute easiest way is to plug a removable device of some sort into your machine (your phone will likely work if you don’t have any USB drives handy), copy the data over, and then plug the device into the other machine and move the data from the device.

Upvote for Samus. 👍

it’s all about the networking at that level. Doesn’t matter how much of a blithering idiot you are so long as you know a guy who knows a guy to get you in.

Mmm, pizza broth… Actually, would that be considered broth, or would it be too thin?

Seriously. Like, how would the chatbot even know if you did shut it off?

Maybe Roger Ailes would still do the whole right wing media machine, but this time to prevent Catholics from getting into the White House again?

Thanks for taking the hit so the rest of us don’t have to.

My guess is her lips are sticking to each other?

You joke, but Japanese Twitter is full of corpo simps.

The store function in Heroic is just a built-in web browser with the URLs for Epic, GOG, and Amazon Luna hard coded in. Like, there’s a locked URL bar at the top and everything.