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Cake day: February 4th, 2024
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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Words to live my life by
8·3 days agoCreampies
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Going to the club tonight to try to make this reality.
18·8 days agoI don’t even want to know their names.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•So hungover and so horny
101·12 days agoI’m looking for dick not a pussy.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer
33·16 days agoIf you’re good at something why do it for free?
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer
231·17 days agoSome dick or some good blow I’d be happy either way.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him
12·17 days agoProbably couldn’t get away from his wife.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Me after 3 shots of vodka
9·17 days agoNo i want more vodka first.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Or a glazed doughnut idk
12·18 days agoMakes me feel loved and useful.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Or a glazed doughnut idk
11·18 days agoA little happy twinkie.
It’s snow.