Wait, we have subjunctive in English? Holy shit you guys

Why would the government waste its time listening to every phone call made by everyone in America? It just doesn’t make sense bro

Oh hell yes

High fences make good neighbors. Most of the really serious conflict between my sister and I was related to competition over use of shared resources like the family computer or TV. Perceived unequal treatment was another big one.

Fixit sticks, they’re compatible with existing hex drivers. Using the right amount of torque is important!

They hated him because he told the truth

He’s physically unharmed, but he’s seen things he can never un-see

They were probably dressed like strippers

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Open your eyes, sheeple!

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that America and capitalism and the CIA are all bad and this is all ultimately their fault

I mean, it’s not a free pass, it’s just a pass they’re willing and able to pay for.

Honestly we would all be better off if we had somewhere we could deport these people to. Fascists to Russia, communists to Venezuela, sovcits to Somalia.

You are only as free as your least-free member

When you put a single word into Google Translate it usually gives you one or two good translations, some meh ones, and one that is not technically wrong but insane in most use cases.

The part they don’t show you is that the guy on the left has been reading the rules, learning the game, making plans to play it, and then having those plans not work out. For 10,000 years.

After twelve drinks the Probably War Crime and Definitely War Crime buttons look basically the same, and there’s a fucking lot of them

I would give this merchant zero stars if I could

I heard the ones in school zones actually have 10lb of copper and a chocolate bar inside