How old am I?

1980s Trump: let’s train the Mujahadeen. What could possibly go wrong?!

90% of us. Anyone who says otherwise probably records reruns of Joe Rogan.

If you look at this like the physical imbalance of chemicals it is, it’s a bit easier to accepr/understand.

I don’t care what you do but keep your hands off those videos. I need them for things.

AI is so bad I think I’d rather watch the new Sex & The City series “and just like that” than continue worrying about this universe l.

In a cruel twist, Iraq must remain Iraq.

Friends ask who me who I voted for every election. I always go into a long winded explanation of the candidates and what they stand for before sharing my selection and reasoning.

So will his trial in The Hague just be a bunch of MAGA Tik Toks covering his deranged posts promising he will commit war crimes?

Pervert scientists. Tsk.

The kitchen is the sex room.

We are lost as a society.

How far are we from Trump saying Allahu Akhbar and nuking the world?

Why do they keep using this heinous bunny costume?! It scares the kids and it wasn’t popular in years past.

Yeah so the boat company made money the supply companies. The city and government of San Francisco. Everyone was on the take.

Shame on you!

According to reports Trump told her in the limo “It’s time.”

I like to think then as a tear slid down her cheek he reached forward and grabbed her by the pussy giving it a little honk honk as the limo pulled up to the Supreme Court.

April drives bring May DUIs or so they say.

It took me forever to figure out what you were trying to say because his rep is now forever tainted.

Walk into an existing ISP, wave a gun around and say HEY! HEY! I’m the captain now.

Trump has died … of laughter over these Dean Martin celebrity roasts.

I don’t know how to say this: kim bassinger? Base-in-ger, bass-in-ger?