a vision of calm amid utter cacophony

The trick is to be on Xanax but to be on less Xanax than Kamala Harris

Certified British Trot Moment

I feel like having to keep that tattoo should be the punishment for ever getting that tattoo

The insinuation that I watch Vaush in any context is the most insulting thing here

out here making terrible decisions before he’s even in power, bodes super well

I’m glad Keir Starmer is beginning his Harvey Dent/Two Face arc

He’ll get half his face burned off by the scalding hot innards of a Greggs pepperoni pizza slice and will become twisted, then will put the privatisation of the NHS on a coin toss

(His burned half is actually the half with better policies)

Nu Metal has fallen, billions must justify ripping someone’s head off

why did the soyjak grow a 5 ‘o’ clock shadow and eyebrows in the 2nd frame

Over unionised soyjaks means that this one went on a two week holiday before they drew the second frame smh my head

This is from Tommy Robinson’s preferred timeline where the Nazis won at D Day

Keir Starmer Über Alles

But I would drive three hundred miles

And I would drive three hundred more

Just to be the man who drove six hundred miles

To suck, swallow and more

Smooth Marx is freaking me out ngl

British protein bar

Keir Starmer’s Beige Guards doing a British Cultural Revolution

I’d watch the hell out of that fr

People’s Republic of Sunnyvale let’s go

Me building a tank rush in Command and Conquer vs me when my opponent hits them all with a super weapon.

I’m so tired of Mr Benelli and his scattershot debate style