Imagine Elon Musk lying about what his tech can do

Literal shit post

If you’re looking for privacy, I highly recommend (weirdly enough) a Google Pixel. With GrapheneOS it’s way more secure and private than basically anything else on the market.

What are you on about lol

Trump’s first term was 2016-2020

“When the last tree has fallen
And the rivers are poisoned
You cannot eat money.”
- AURORA

Omg there’s a community for this???

This ‐ people don’t become billionaires by being successful, they become billionaires by screwing people out of as much money as possible.

Most traffic jams actually act as a kind of compression wave moving backwards through traffic. Something as small as a squirrel running across the road can cascade into an hour-long jam.

One person brakes, then the person behind them, then the person behind them, but each time they are getting closer to each other (nobody stays equidistant from the car in front of them when braking). This causes a greater and greater slowdown as more cars are compacted into a tighter space, which travels backwards in traffic like a wave. Often the person who caused it doesn’t even realize anything happened.

A lot of mapping software actually estimates a given traffic slowdown by treating traffic as a fluid with a wave moving backwards through it.

Dr. Prepper

I would so frame this and hang it in my living room

I mean I agree, but…was this written by ChatGPT? lol

I can definitely think of an unpleasant shit, so…yes?

Slurple

Beautiful! I love the vibrancy and the fluid motion throughout the piece; I can’t stop looking at it!

LMAO

Thanks for not censoring the company name so I know who to avoid

Y’know for techbros, AI strategists are some of the most tech illiterate people I’ve ever met