That’s why I stopped reading the news. Instead I get my news here and I have to interpret what they mean for me locally. Its extremely bullshit. Now orange man has bit into NPR and PBS. When that institution disappears, I won’t have a leg to stand on. I’ll be a mindless robot going to work. Suddenly they come and tag one of my balls with a chip because they said they would but nobody was there to tell us.
Not yet here. Maybe a few more weeks?
This was an interesting watch:
That would be hilarious!
Is anyone gonna come check my junk? I’m just checking. Should I shave it? Like is that gonna make them think I’m under age so then they have to self deport? Or just let it all hang? They’re coming to check right? Right?
Oh I’m excited!
Fine. I’ll call the bf department of purchases and let them know this is just a stretched truth and not a true truth.
They are both wearing glasses! C’mon! Didn’t nobody show them men in black? Remember the training when they shoot the little girl because she’s the obvious alien?.. Carrying advanced technology books. I don’t if that was right or not, I didn’t write the god damn movie! Shit! All I’m saying is they’re nerds. Nerds don’t harm other people… Except for paid nerds. Paid nerds think its payback and make things like nuklier things and such. Ya know what I’m saying?
Thanks man I love the sincerity.
Doughnuts are sweet and greasy. They are literally cooked in boiling oil.
It’s gotta be something kids can sing. But what’s another way of saying orange fuck ass motherfucker in a socially acceptable way?
That’s the thing about cutting trees. You cut a tree that is in your way for your own desire to see it gone. You plant a tree for future generations to enjoy. There’s no in between. We just don’t live long enough to see a tree replaced to the same glory as the one we cut.
What about shaving items and deodorant?
…yup done already.
Another cancerous item is sodium benzoate. I use it to make photos. It reacts with UV light in gelatin to cause the gelatin to harden up. That same effect is what give you cancer. Its the free radicals generated during UV exposure.
I bet that if you nuke all our cities you’ll eliminate crime by a good 80%.
The difference between doritos and bread is merely the cooking temperature and the flavoring content… One is supposed to be cheesy and salty the other sweet and greasy/moist.
Some bread is treated with stuff one would ordinarily not want to eat.
Go ahead, make TVs more smart. We literally removed our TV thus weekend. If you want me to upgrade it, please removed the spyware.
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I love the electoral college. They should get one vote like I should get one vote and you reading should get one vote. The let me vote for you system has given us Trump twice!!!