real and honest

In a few years?

Agreed, fridge is not “wet and damp”. On the other hand, your berries will stay wet and damp much longer for the same reason, the cold air can’t hold much moisture so it evaporates much slower from the berries. So the message is the same, let them dry before putting them in the fridge.

Oh we do, I remember Texas essentially shutting down a few years ago because of like an inch of snow. You best believe that was memed to all hell

I love it when the URL contains most of the information, don’t even need to see the title to get the gist of the story

presumably having the boobs taken away, not added.

Don’t worry, it’ll get worse

Lack of food safety laws, presumably

Truly Austin Powers levels of groove

Absolutely not lol, no human is property and privacy is a human right (though one that is frequently abused). You shouldn’t need to give up your rights to run for office, that’s ridiculous.

One of my fav xkcds, nice adaptation. (here for those uninitiated)

1. You can. The fact that it’s illegal (is it actually illegal? I realise i don’t know) won’t be a problem once you’re gone.
2. There’s a whole life inbetween the beginning and the end, they don’t really have much to do with if your life has been full or not imo.

Oh don’t worry, we’ll hit the other points again real soon. Consistency is not this guy’s strength

Vinaigrette apathy, pretty catchy!

I like gallows humor mate, this is not that. Pic of a woman who’s presumably about to be raped with nothing else is not humor.

Well at least you got the drip, fancy shoes and blanket!

Oh there are plenty of people offended that bi people exist. Some of them being plain old homophobes (“bi people are just as bad”), some of them being lgbt+ people who think bi people are just indecisive and can’t choose a side/are traitors to the rest of the lgbt+ community (as ridiculous as it sounds).

I think you may have been living under a rock, or possibly just without an internet connection

Why the fuck would they target her? Who gives a shit about her?

RAW I agree with you, but since it also explodes if you overcharge it I’d probably flavor rule that it explodes if it breaks too.