remember: First Lady Elon Musk

and converting them to modern languages: Basic Computer Games

Vegans in the US just have to worry about E.coli contamination

the guy responsible for the death of 83 Samoans has more health advice …

a quisling sucking up to a Vichy government

“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”

would like to see what Cards Against Humanity could do with the supplement business …

“not convicted yet”

“trust thermocline”

(the “no” under Don and Elon should probably be “not yet”)

there’s always the wish.com version – Eric Trump (with Don Jr. for Butthead)

be sure to hashtag that resistance!

(in the uncensored version, she also intentionally gets his name wrong)

(from a recent discussion on Mastodon – absolutely DO NOT touch anything that isn’t local storage only)

“There are two types of people: those who back up and those who haven’t lost data … yet.”

from Mastodon:

The EU president isn’t attending.
The US president isn’t.
China’s president isn’t.
India’s president isn’t.
France’s president isn’t.
Germany’s chancellor isn’t.
Brazil’s president isn’t.
Russia’s president isn’t.
South Africa’s president isn’t.
Canada’s PM isn’t.
Japan’s PM isn’t.
Australia’s PM isn’t.
The Netherlands PM isn’t.
But hundreds of oil company lobbyists are attending
and plenty of representatives from fossil fuel investment firms.

’cept Elon would cheap out any chance he could – his recent tech show proved he couldn’t handle anything more complex than animatronics puppeted by underpaid interns

we used to use X-rays to fit your shoes, so very probable

problem is that Australia, Canada, and England are looking at US as a guidebook rather than a warning