Fucking belting all of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits

I’m in the Cave of the Sandy Bandits filling my pockets with sand for sneak attacks

Frankie is wearing the world’s shortiest skirt

Especially worth breaking this example out when you get the “3rD PaRtY LoCaL, DeM iN GeNeRaL” libs who think that the dems would even allow any sort of meaningful change at the local level

Cinco de Marxo

“DoN’t LeT pErFeCt Be ThE eNeMy Of GoOd!”

“Hunger cannot be a weapon of war,” because it is too hard for the US to turn a profit on hunger

Umm ackshually when it’s the blue trolley the people on the track are spaced out a little more so they are more comfortable while they’re being run over. How can you tankies not tell the difference, you must hate seeing people be slightly more comfortable while they’re being crushed to death, you guys are the real fascists.

He’s up to 1085G now

Oh fuck I never looked at it like that, it’s the artwork from a song I really like and I just saw cool hammer sickle flag and it activated the hamster wheel in my brain

My grandma’s secret blend of herbs and spices

Edit: To my shame I posted a flag from a music video (Was ist Hier Los? by Eisbrecher for any interested) without thinking about what it might represent, I will accept whatever consequences are deemed appropriate for such a transgression.

West Tuckysas

Man Israel fucking up so badly they don’t get to be on “The Same Map” anymore

That’s fine, with this map they won’t be able to exploit the global south so it will be collapsing within the week.

Do one better and include all the countries in this Soviet Union

"But the plans were on display…”

“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”

“That’s the display department.”

“With a flashlight.”

“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”

“So had the stairs.”

“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”

“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.'"

-Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Best: #5 Worst: #61 Honorable Mention: #74

“If those libs could read they’d be very upset.”