Nah, that’s got a massive hole in it.
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I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, I’m also Aussie and will call you a cunt.
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Is it the light or the UV rays that kill them, because if it’s just the UV rays, we have technology that can block them now.
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Android@lemdro.id•A forgotten Sony gaming phone is being reimagined for 2025English
6·5 months agoBring back the Nokia Ngage you fucking cowards!
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump takes no chances in armored golf buggy as protesters storm streets across ScotlandEnglish
111·5 months agoHahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, big strong leader y’all got there.
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News@lemmy.world•Lauren Boebert’s son charged with child abuse in case she called ‘miscommunication’English
4·5 months agoLike father like son?
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AI Generated Images@sh.itjust.works•Answer the question Bigfoot!English
1·5 months agoFucking, this is why I named myself this username, I’ve been using Gemini to do it instead of the actual tool… I’m a fucking dumbass.
Cheers, same to you!
Figured I’d let people know the calibre of person they’re interacting with.
oh nah, it sounds like bears talking.
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Fediverse memes@feddit.uk•When it's 8PM Hawaii Time and all of Lemmy starts speaking GermanEnglish
13·5 months agoThe old, Am I having a stroke or is it just Germany waking up.
I’m hard of hearing and Hollywood insists on making dialogue bearly audible, so I need to use subtitles to understand wtf the character just mumbled.
Also, she doesn’t suck at eating popcorn, that’s the suprise popcorn you find after you’ve demolished the rest of the popcorn.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•When you need IT.English
27·5 months agoMe screaming over the comms: REAL PERSON! REAL PERSON! GIVE ME A REAL PERSON!
Jimmy’s too cool for that!
This one’s connected to an earlier one where there’s a sign saying look out for Jimmy cool and he’s just chilling under it looking cool and shit. Can’t remember the “punchline” exactly but I think it was about not being sure about Jimmy Cool.
It only makes sense if you see the first one. I’m only saying this because it’s the first time I actually got it and kinda laughed at it.
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AI Generated Images@sh.itjust.works•Answer the question Bigfoot!English
4·5 months agoYeah this is from Veo, it’s good, but they need to give you more than 3 generations a day.
I just searched Xbox coffin and it was the first image. I’m too lazy to plan shit.
You gotta hit the Devil’s food cake, that really takes the edge off.
My head canon is that Mr Burns had him rigorously test tanning beds for him, but only to see how much Smithers could take and not for Mr Burns to use.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Janeway says: Support The Voyager DeclarationEnglish
25·5 months agoJaneway: Support NASA now! Don’t make me do a Tuvix on you. I’ll doit it and I’ll enjoy it. Try me.







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