Hahaha! We’ve an “architect” who insists he needs to be the owner on the gitlab. My colleague has been telling him to fuck off for the entire week. It reached the point that fool actually complained to our common boss… The guy is so used to working as a start-up and has no fucking clue about proper procedures. It’s terrifying that he could be in charge of anything, really.
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Yeah, I don’t know how to say this nicely, but my experience so far is that HR people are exactly the sharpest knives in the kitchen…
2·12 hours agoWasn’t Rockstar riding that train first, though? How many games has Ubisoft produced since GTAV released, I wonder…
31·24 hours agoTarquin ! What a beautiful reference. Sadly still as pertinent as ever.
But why would you want to remember he even existed?
Holy shit in so glad it’s not just me. All I have ever seen from Java seems to be NullPointerException. (Which makes sense, but still, it’s pretty funny)
I’m really thankful that Audi rolled back whatever they were doing and gave me knobs and switched to deal with. Like in fucking planes and space shuttles !
And fingers crossed all this common sense gets enshrined in law soonish.
They could do class write-ups as collectibles in boosters, with rare prestige classes and ultra rare full art versions and so on. You know it!
That’s interesting! That would explain the “you can talk it over” for me. I was thinking the joke was a giant duck attacking a bread factory, but I like yours better.
I’m so glad Ass Creed is top comment to this, because those games get a lot of shit, but the traversal is absolutely too notch. “See that mountain? You can climb it” should totally be their line, these days. It’s become slightly boring though. Because no challenge.
The first person version is still fun though. Frontiers of Pandora has fantastic traversal, with crazy jumping and catching ledges and shit, but still not actual climbing. And not a drop of yellow paint anywhere.
“Tester, c’est douter”
It’s about wanking, I believe. “Turning Japanese” is a euphemism for your O-face.
411·7 days agoOne thing I learnt in Ireland is you better have a thick skin because no quarter is given when it comes to slagging and taking the piss. And the more you take yourself seriously and the more they will gang up until you learn to shut the fuck up. Absolutely love it.
Looks like it. It’s something you need to negotiate during your job interview otherwise you’re fucked. Every company I looked at during my last round of job search was going for that bullshit 3 days at work 2 at home thing. Infuriating. Meanwhile, having our team leader be in an office on the other side of France and remotely manage several dozen people in a different site is apparently totally fine and not the same at all.
But could it also be merry ? Perhaps even jolly? The jury is still out.
Living the fucking dream, though. I salute you!
I thought that was the joke, but then I noticed he’s not on the mat. And then the comment about the size of the mat!
Well if you have to pay for US-priced surgery, clearly!
4·13 days agoIt’s one of the more memorable ones for some reason. And like all the best horror stories, there is no gore at all. Just that horrible DRR DRR DRR DRR sound…
We have a table with literally three columns. One is an id, another a filename and a third a path. Guess which one was picked as the primary key?
Never seen something so stupid in 28 years of computing. Including my studies.