The plight of the shareholders 😢

Should have been me on that couch 🥵

He was ripped from the world and gone like the wind 💨

🎵 and you smell like one too🎵

Hi. I’m an asshole. Nice to meet you! Looking forward to upsetting you later on a shitpost thread! 😊 👋

When I grow up, I want to work at the philosophy factory, making philosophies

I wish my wife could explain things as well as you did

🤓

Yes there was a law suit about it

Exstacltsy

C O M P L E T O

I will build an even larger and uglier baby Jesus statue

Fake and lesbian