This is that cutting edge research we can only get from the WHO

Good talk! Have fun tone policing I’ll refer back to this post in another five years when ICE stacks up another half dozen middle aged suburban white women

^ though Democrats endlessly recycling the same handful of losing candidates is in their playbook so shrugs

she says I am the one!

My son is a crack head, a felon, and an idiot, but at least he’s not a pedophile

Damn, being the 10th man for a bunch of leftists sounds like a lot of fun, sadly the same Corpo experience that would make me valuable also marks me as an obvious FBI plant

Of course he’s a narcissist POS he’s a billionaire it’s table stakes

But I appreciate him saying the quiet part out loud, compared to Microslop and the Alphallucinate company just begging us to hop on the wave that’s going to have us digging fields and slipping out livestock

Toss your clogs saboteurs, knowing that you’re not making fast food and cars more expensive, but saving the humanity of us all

The way this week is going I’m expecting documents to come out showing that Jeffrey Epstein was on the phone egging him on with seed funding

I ain’t seeing it chief, better luck next time! I wish we didn’t need a metaphorical ICU nurse shot in the street for shit to stick

Short Answer: I’m in your Mind Fuzz

Long Answer: subjective pick for sure, but no matter what part of Mind Fuzz you like, there’s another album that sounds like it to keep running with

Second place: Nonagon Infinity: like the album concept, probably my fave generic list of radio friendly rock bops, and there are a couple segments that call back to mind fuzz and forward to other pieces (interconnected themes and leitmotifs is a common theme of the band)

if you’re a metalhead I’d recommend Infest the Rats Nest if it’s above 35 degrees and you’re driving a vehicle with no aircon (but I won’t gatekeep) or PetroDragonic Apocalypse; Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation

Other than that, if you’re looking for something upbeat and emotional I’d recommend Butterfly 3000

I can’t speak to their virtuosity, but if you’re a musician or interested in the technique they have a lot to be interested in, Ice Death Planets Lungs Mushrooms and Lava is an album where each track is ina different mode of the major scale, they have 2 different microtonal albums

And if I’m reading you wrong and you’re looking for something weird and avant guard to spark interest in a dull world there’s Murder of the Universe, the Silver Cord, or Omnium Gatherum

And I don’t want anyone to think that omission from this list is a bad mark, 12 bar bruise, Flight b741 and Phantom Island are great, just not necessarily my speed

Whenever you play Civ VII and the UX is just impeccable, there’s someone out there to thank

Sorry your corrupt petrostate government passed a ‘hit yourself in the dick with a hammer to protect the children’ law

New Jersey v. T.L.O. Was in 1985, I was born in ‘96 so I was chattel property of the public school system until I was 18, and the Patriot Act institutionalized me in 2001

People look at me funny when I’m checked out of life and society, when have I ever been a legal citizen with full rights of a functioning democracy? I’m somewhere between a corporate serf and a conscript

I don’t know that much about NFL mores, I’m pretty sure a personal fine is as close as a coach can get to being judged guilty, does a suspension carry the same weight for a player? AFAIK Tom Brady was never fined

Yeah, I think that’s a sad part of AI, is that even when you separate all the specific problems it has (energy use, CSAM, fake news) it also revivifies a bunch of old scams, SEO, phishing, etc

A super intelligent AI is also going to be better at scamming people than any human

RIP in piss DirectSlop Box

Gotta slide in with my boys King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, no matter what genre they’re recording in

Also shout out to Sleater - Kinney, I know they made a pretty major tonal shift in recent years, but that early era has a feeling all its own

Just stop buying Starbucks and avocado toast!

We reserve Hall of Fame spots for coaches with properly inflated balls

I noticed this even before the sloppening I think it’s good old fashioned SEO