This from the guys who released New Microsoft Outlook…

The stewards out here generating money for the FIA

You haven’t heard Queen until you’ve heard it in the original Klingon. Did you catch their live set at Romulan Aid 2387? 🖖🎸

Scaly M

Rawe Ceek!

With some very strong glasses and a mirror?

The Gonk - Herbert Chappell

Those ghouls don’t deserve beans

Be a chap and pass me a cold Marmite, would you?

Fuck all those right-wing bastards and everyone who panders to their fake concern

You went to a Constrictive Ball Torsion appointment rather than your Cognitive Behavioural Therapy appointment.

That person asked in 1998 and is still compiling Slackware

Hey Peter, what’s happening?

Hey, Peter, man! Check out Channel 9! Check out this chick!

Korben Dallas - the man just wants to romantically live out the rest of his life with the ultimate weapon, without people sticking guns and microphones in his face. I can relate.

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It’s the European name for truck nuts

“I want to tell you something, but please bend over first”

Jokes on them, I grew up playing “Frontier: Elite II” on an stock Amiga 500. My reactions peak at 0.6FPS! 🎖️

Top… of the list for layoffs 🫪