$299 USD. Oof. That’s hard to justify.

You better stop doing that or I will have to ask you again to please stop doing that —judges, apparently

Second only to a black hole

Hey look, it’s the Dunning-Krueger effect!

I’d like to see you not have problems fucking a tiger, buddy

Oooh lol I thought it was an abbreviation I didn’t know. I just knocked on my head and said, “hello? Is this thing on?” in a comical way so I should be fine now.

What’s SLAMS?

Do you have a video of it in action? I’d love to see that and or a video on how you did this.

The real question is do they work as dildos? Or is everything I believe about an Alaskan pipeline just a myth??

Age of accounts and utilization are huge factors, so if you’ve opened and closed a lot of accounts, and if you’re over 10% utilization then your score will come down. Leave accounts open even if you don’t use them. The age will help.

740 is great, don’t let those fuckers get you down.

To get a car financed I think above 715 is the best place to be.

NEED TO SEE MORE

I laughed at that part. I wonder if they meant for it to be funny.

My first thought

Chemicals are weird. Thanks a lot, brain.

Why don’t energy drinks work for us???

At least five years ago. Probably more like 18 or 20.

I volunteer to help out in any way that I can

Let’s start hunting landlords, and when they’re gone we move on to the CEOs