The cuts are probably to show the insides of the bar so they know it’s solid gold all the way through. Who knows if they’re handing out fakes though, imo it’s very likely.

Disaster capitalists? You know what, nevermind.

Anal fissures.

Yeah, the future looks pretty bleak for young people. I’m in my 30’s and my retirement plan is fighting for survival or, preferably, dying.

We don’t declare wars anymore. Also, ask Libya lol.

If there are less than 4 ping pong tables then I’m just quitting. That is a totally unacceptable number of ping pong tables. Why do companies think they can get away with not providing any ping pong tables? When I interview, my first question is where are the ping pong tables located? It’s a huge red flag not to have any ping pong tables. I mean, what’s the point of living if a man cant play ping pong? Dammit this country is going to hell

Best I can do is pizza party, off the clock.