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Cake day: June 25th, 2023

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  • Same.

    I was standing in my kitchen with a chef’s knife trying to work out just how to position everything. I didn’t think I could get a good angle on it. Then I stopped and went to ask Wikipedia if people can live without a big toe.

    Wikipedia told me that without a hallux you’ll walk funny. And between having an unwillingness to walk funny and not being able to figure out how to actually take the swing, I ended up calling someone to take me to an ER.

    It’s a little embarrassing to be complaining so much about “Ow. My big toe hurts.” but holy shit that pain is real.