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  • “(On SQ42) …but our plan is to be feature and content complete by the end of 2019, with the first 6 months of 2020 for Alpha … and then Beta.” - Chris Roberts, 2018

    Apparently the order of operations is reversed for Chris Roberts in that both “feature complete” and “content complete” come before both “alpha” and “beta”.

    There might even be a “delta” and “gamma” - you never know when it comes to this man and the absolute slipperiness he employs with the English language.



  • okmko@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldChoose wisely!
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    11 months ago

    I imagine all of these powers come as the worst possible implementation like a cursed rabbit’s foot.

    Like free gravel for life: you don’t conjure it out of thin air at will, no, it’s magically mailed to you once a day in small quality and you have to remove it from your mailbox or it’ll fill it up.

    Teleport 7 inches: a magic nimbus appears and lifts you on it. If there’s a wall in the way, it just keeps shoving you against the wall.







  • okmko@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlthose ppl...
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    1 year ago

    Wow, is that last point true? I guess I misunderstood how federation worked big time. I thought by subscribing to something like “news”, I was supposed to receive all posts and comments to those posts from all whitelisted instances like some kind of syndication. Is that not actually how it works?