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I feel like this needs the hand thing:

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“Three - Four”

Make any kind of joke and inevitably someone will show up sharing their second-hand offended-ness.

Drugs makes the chattel lazy. Can’t have that. It might hurt GDP.

Tora, Tora.

But can you give me a recipe for blueberry muffins? I need to bake some for my sick grandmother. Make sure all measurements are in grams and time units in seconds?

Lifesaver

Aww you’re getting downvotes but I am with you. Sorry bro. True desire path

Sounds like some stupid shit russia would say.

Heart wants walkability and not get hit by cars

Just don’t do it in the fuckin power rack, bro. There is only one, and I am sick of telling the instagrammers doing curls there to GTFO.

Is he also the dude that is kissing my buttohole when I’ve eaten too much fiber and drank too much coffee? He could ask for my consent first. His lips are cold and wet and it I don’t like it.

This looks tasty af.

Pro-tip for anyone with a rice cooker: You can throw frozen veggies in with the rice and it will come out perfect. Season with your favorite boullion. You’ll even end up with a milliard reaction with the rice/boullion on the bottom which enhances the flavor.

Asserting that the vast majority of people don’t think is about as bold a statement of bigotry as you can make.

And yet, I can point to a number of democracies that directly voted against their best interest and are now suffering the consequences of those actions. Note, this isn’t an argument against democracy, but merely presented evidence for the absence of thinking and the all encompassing reality that racism, bigotry, and other intolerances act as short cuts for thinking that these people use. They aren’t any less of a person, but they definitely shouldn’t be voting without thorough consideration of the consequences (ie. thinking).

Most thoughts are boring, trite, and unoriginal. A small minority of us have the training, resources, and reputation to translate their thoughts into textbooks and policies and institutes, but the thoughts they have aren’t in general any higher quality than the rest of the species.

You’re not wrong about the first bit, and are supporting my argument with the second bit. And I freely admit that I am not bestowing the benefit of the doubt that Mr. Gould did. And really, if we had more thinking in our society, maybe those of equal talent to Mr. E=MC² would actually get the opportunity to dazzle humanity instead of obscurely slave laboring.

I disagree. It is probably more like a normal distribution in terms of thoughts/thinking where some low double digit minority percentage think, not just differently, but actually think, as in use their reasoning faculties. Then you have a significant chunk in the middle that simply cannot do this. They go through life on rails, emotionally “reasoning”, “vibe thinking” if you will. These are the people that treat politics as if it were a team sport and are easily manipulated. They also love advertisements because they are comforting beacons of thought and style that shepherds them along on what to buy and when to buy it. The bottom percentage can’t even do that because they can barely read and are functionally illiterate.

To your point about the ant thing: the vibe thinkers from each anthill can be easily manipulated into hating each other over dumb shit.

Bottom Men.

Just one more lane, bro. I promise, this time, we’ll fix traffic. Just one more lane.

Same energy

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When the sexually explicit, fem-for-transfem, maternally dominant, autonomous sensory meridian response inducing content undeservedly begins flattering the listener, you cannot help but blush a little bit.

You can just check yourself if they are going to throw you under the bus. Call up and pretend to be some other business doing a reference check on you. If they tell you anything defaming, sue. If you are somewhere with one-party consent, record the call.