We need a programmer_tragedy community for this stuff instead. 💀🤡
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Det er mest det at håndtere kød der ikke bare er hakkekød i køledisken.
Totalt bybo der ikke forstyr hvor maden kommer fra herovre 🙋♂️.
Fik også forleden friske æg fra en kollega der bor på landet. Et var et andeæg med en ælling i. Vi havde det lidt som om vi modvilligt var med på settet til Alien-filmen.
Hvad var det for en suppe? …Og hvordan kommer jeg udover mine psykologiske begrænsninger og køber kød plus knogler?
One can pick what I suspect is cognates piecewise and arrive at something almost intelligeble and equally weird:
at smøre = to smear en bod = a booth
Smørebod ~> Smear booth
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The headline puns made my day❤️
This is a quality shitpost.
Hm… I struggle to picture what you’re trying to achieve…
If you are “making an app” as in coding one, you can just have it say ask for a pin in a window as part of starting up.
You suggest various encryption related solutions… what is your threat model? Do you want to make the identity of the app unknown to others? Normally, autkenticating users is the responsibility of the os/desktop environment, and it would be non-ideomatic for an application to bundle its own auth, except for apps such as a password manager.
If you want to make an existing system app privileged/secret in some way then that sounds awkward indeed. Normally you’d definitely be using user management facilities (e.g. dedicated users and sudo config) to achieve such a thing.
If you really do want to make the app “secret” in some sense you could achieve the same thing as with your mac using a combination of loopback block devices (see
man losetup) with an encrypted luks volume inside… but depending on the app you might end up in dependency hell if it’s not statically linked.ymmv 🙂
This is profound life advice much more than a shitpost.
If you’re the one making the tea and cleaning up afterwards then any feeling that you can’t have it is internalised oppression.
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World News@lemmy.world•Trump gives EU until 4 July to ratify trade deal or face ‘much higher’ tariffsEnglish
3·2 months ago… Men ville det ikke bare være så meget sejere hvis vi allesammen bare var flydende på 8 sprog?
plc@feddit.dktoTeknologi@feddit.dk•Kun én ud af ti har fået AI-træning på jobbet: 'Det er slet, slet ikke nok'
1·2 months agoDet her take er SÅ meninsløst IMO…
“AI-træning” lyder jo ligesom at blive sikkerhedsfrigivet til farligt maskineri eller at tage PC-kørekort…
Det eneste man ville kunne sige til sådan et kursus er jo “det kommer an på”…, eller allerhelst at indstille noget skepsis og en kritisk tilgang hos deltagerne.
Fidusen er jo netop at teknologien er generel og alsidig. Det er ligesom at foreslå man tager kursus for at lære at omgås andre mennesker…
plc@feddit.dktoGeneral Programming Discussion@lemmy.ml•Built an offline API tool with plain text files all the way down , inspired by curl and obsidian.
5·2 months agoLooks cool, but there is a certain irony in calling something an “offline API client”. I suppose that is to contrast it with Postman? (I’ve never used it myself but have heard friends complain of having to log in… which rightfully seems excessive for what is essentially curl with a UI.)
Using plain text files is a good design choice.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•requiring smartphones to be repairable is a really bad take
71·2 months agoRight to repair often comes up as a remedy against software monopoly (think appstore/play/android/ios) because it implies being able to override the bootloader and OS.
The one major obstacle to a thriving OSS mobile market is a lack of compatible devices, because iphones and androids are locked down.
If you were actually free to do it you could easily (in a world where this market was allowed to develop) extend the life of an iphone 7 by 5-10 more years, even though apple has decided no longer to support it with software updates.
Your “guy with armor” I took more specifically to be Sauron 🙂 The helmet looks like how the Peter Jacksos Lord of The Rings movies portray him (at least inasmuch as i remember them).
It’s a great sketch though.
That is a great Sam Altman portrait indeed.
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Privacy@programming.dev•Oh No! Now A Federal Bill Wants OS-Level Age Verification for Everyone in the USA
3·3 months agoWanna know what will save the children? Mandating that every OS grants its users the same levels of freedom and control that a FOSS one does.
That level of user enablement should be argued as constituting a higher standard of parental control than anything else on the market.
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Is there a English version of French comic "La Langue des vipères"
11·3 months ago… I’ll see myself out.









The opposite of “digital” is “analogue”. Disks are just as digital as data downloaded from the internet.
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