I’m planning to go to the garage, but I can’t stop now, because I know it won’t start again once I do.

Thine story is similar to mine, except thou didst learn with Kings Quest, whereas I learned with Ultima VII.

Did not roll perception check ; the chowder was bad and will hit the intestines in a few hours during the dungeon delving.

hope that made you feel better!

Way I read it, you’re not the messenger. You would rather be the target audience.

some trumpian sleaze ball :

Because your difficulties are my opportunities!

just received my new ssd. installing it this weekend, then I’m choosing a distro (or two), then testing phase. If so goes well, I plan to say bye bye to Windows before the end of the year.

"Sorry sir, ICE cannot hire you. Yes, indeed, you are a real piece of shit, but you’re not enough of an idiot to join us. It takes both. "

Did my best to at least give you a digital sticker to use :

For some reason, that last panels really sends me.

I was wondering about the source for this figure. For the curious, it comes from a private report from an independent consulting firm in the UK called MacroStrategy Partnership. I found this article talking about it, dated 2025-10-3.

yeah, that’s it, slurp that whole milk shit real good, you nasty pig boy. yeah, just like that.

I mean, how is it fair? You cannot pay to play! How is this a meritocracy, dare I ask?

There is something humorous about the fact that they give this description

a plastic surgery and fashion trend among American conservative and Republican women […]

And later gives this list

Notable public figures described as having the Mar-a-Lago face include First Lady Melania Trump, Matt Gaetz, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Kristi Noem, and Trump’s daughter-in-law Lara Trump.

There is a good joke to be made about Matt Gaetz being the only “man” in it, but I fail to find the words that safely makes it feel acceptable, so I’ll just point it out and assume that lout probably had choice words about the importance of “masculinity” or some such.

Who cares about productivity. You’ve reclaimed your time, and napping is probably better for you than whatever you were getting from Reddit.

Checking… no /s, no /j. Seems to be slightly pushing back against a comment I made. Yep, time to go nuclear!

But, today I’m tired, can you, like, build your own insults? That’d be great.

in contrast to direct women, yes.

“Anyone caught teaching will be sent to reeducation camp”

My tired ass first read “you genetically couldn’t make this shit up”, and frankly, we should preemptively make a law for this.