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I mean unless rabies is completely eradicated you’re still going to need to seek treatment immediately if an animal bites you unless you want to risk dying the most horrible death imaginable.

Libs pushing the “voting 3rd party helps Trump” narrative so hard makes me wonder if they’re going to introduce legislation that actually causes all 3rd party votes to count as a vote for the Republican candidate.

I guess this is why rich ghouls and professional athletes are into cryotherapy for anti-aging. Like that weird billionaire who also stole blood from his son. What’s the consensus on that, is it a grift or do serious scientists think you can really extend your life by regularly locking yourself in a cold chamber or dunking yourself in an ice bath for a few minutes every day?

If you vote for neither then it counts as a vote for both. Win-win!

This is saying that if a cat eats a fish, and then another cat crawls into a fake giant fish’s mouth, the universe returns to the state it was in before the first cat ate the fish.

The CIA implants a chip in Fetterbrain to control his actions but the chip malfunctions because it was designed by Elon Musk and he ends up joining Hamas. I think this has potential to be a solid screenplay.

Seriously, you’d have better luck changing the minds of people who support this bill by telling them that the Radical Liberals leaked chemicals into the air that turn you gay and trans when you breath them in and you need to wear a mask to avoid exposure

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Ponder finally installing one of the dozens of them big budget AAA games I got for free or bought on sale for at most $5 between 2011 and 2018

Play some shit like Puzzle Dimension instead

Why is the bell curve upside down

As a compromise, I would simply construct a third track whose cardinality is strictly between that of the integers and the real numbers, and divert the train to that.

At my last job I was bored so I wrote sql server functions to perform standard math operations on varchar(max) and used them to build factorial tables which I then used to iteratively calculate pi. I think I got up to around 100 digits before I got yelled at for bogging down the server and had to stop.

Agreed, the correlation between 2 random variables is undefined if one of the variables is actually a constant (the formula reduces to 0/0)

The Biden administration is now investigating whether this student’s homework assignment constitutes a threat to national security