queentuplet [doe/deer]

it’s entirely possible to play a saxophone solo on an instrument that isn’t a saxophone, in fact jazz musicians are very good at it

In case the 25 clown faces didn’t make it clear, i’m exaggerating for comedic purposes. The above comment is the navy SEAL copypasta

plenty of good songs are long, what upsets me that less than one of those minutes are good here

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why is every vaguely jazz related song like this:

00:00 - HOLY SHIT THIS IS INCREDIBLE, IT’S PLAYFUL, INSPIRING, ENERGIZING, BEWILDERING, GIVES YOU ENERGY, VALIDATES YOUR FEARS AND SOMEHOW ALSO GIVES YOU HOPE FOR THE FUTURE, THE VERY REASON YOU REMEMBER THIS SONG IN THE FIRST PLACE
00:29 - we gotta have 🤡 a 🤡 saxophone 🤡 solo 🤡 right?
05:43 - the 🤡 worst 🤡 bass 🤡 solo 🤡 you’ve heard in your life
08:35 - what even is this, they are just playing 🤡 random 🤡 notes 🤡 with 🤡 no 🤡 connection 🤡 to 🤡 anything 🤡 else
12:43 - prepare yourself, here’s 🤡 the 🤡 “experimental”* 🤡 section 🤡 (*latest fad)
13:12 - 🤡 more 🤡 saxophone 🤡 wankery 🤡
14:52 - 🤡 simultaneous 🤡 saxophone 🤡 and 🤡 piano 🤡 solo
16:23 - REJOICE, FOR THE ACTUAL SONG RETURNED, IT’S THE INTRO AGAIN, FUCK, HOPE THEY KEEP PLAYING THIS STUFF FOR A WHILE BECAUSE I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT, SURE WOULD BE A SHAME IF THE SONG ENDED SOON
16:25 - end